English Gentledog is here to watch over your Oscars commenting thread. Yes, I’m publishing this a full day before the Academy Awards begin, but if I don’t take advantage of this opportunity to introduce English Gentledog now, I just know that son of a bitch running FilmDrunk is gonna steal him away.
Anyway, I’ve got my fingers crossed for Kathryn Bigelow/Hurt Locker, not only because that movie was the tits, but because I hate James Cameron’s old lesbian hair, and Titanic sucked balls. Yeah, I’m still pissed about that one. Also, I’d like there to be some recognition for District 9. Perhaps a Best Ownage Award, or maybe Best Use of a Pig as a Projectile Weapon?
(image via fatpita, thanks Adam!)