03.26.09 9 years ago 14 Comments

People throw the term “jailbait” around pretty loosely, but it’s important to remember that girls who are younger than 18 aren’t really jailbait unless you stalk them and keep loaded guns, duct tape, zip ties, and love letters in your car.

In a related story, Olympic gymnast and “Dancing with the Star” contestant Shawn Johnson is only 17 and has loyal fans

A man claiming he was “meant to be” with Shawn Johnson was arrested early Tuesday morning after trying to sneak on to the set of “Dancing With the Stars” …

According to documents filed by Johnson, “The LAPD searched [34-year-old Robert O’Ryan’s] vehicle and located a loaded .45 handgun, a loaded shotgun, and materials classically used for kidnapping including duct tape, zip ties, and a map to the victim. Also found were love letters, clippings and other information on the victim.”

…O’Ryan told police “He had packed all his belongings and permanently left Florida to drive out here to be with her, he believes that she speaks to him personally through the television set and through ESP and that they will have a child together, he stated he would be with her no matter what.”

In O’Ryan’s defense, he left the weapons and all the kidnapping tools in his truck, so it’s not like he was sneaking on to the set to kidnap her.  Sure, maybe he had some sexual assault in mind, but I doubt he planned to kidnap her.  Yet.

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