Two days ago, the Internet got all up in a tizzy because some people thought it looked like a contestant on “So You Think You Can Dance” flashed the world with her bare vagina. That was an actual belief that seemed plausible to people. They actually believed that someone who was on TV for the specific purpose of dancing would wear a short dress and no underwear. I can’t even begin to wrap my head around how f-cking retarded that is. Thankfully, Fox released these pictures of said contestant very obviously wearing tights over bloomers, because — again — that’s the sort of thing dancers wear, rather than nothing.
Anyway, you didn’t see that story here on Warming Glow because I’m not a breathless idiot. Usually. I make exceptions for Christina Hendricks.