03.08.10 9 years ago 13 Comments

I didn’t stick around to watch last night’s special episode of “Jimmy Kimmel Live” after the Oscars, but I’ll give him credit for the video below: he must have called in every favor he could to assemble the cast for his “Handsome Men’s Club” sketch. It features Josh Hartnett and Gilles Marini (pictured), Matthew McConaughey, Ted Danson, Robe Lowe, Sting, John Krasinski, Taye Diggs, and several others I won’t reveal because the surprise is part of the fun. At over nine minutes, it runs a lot longer than I ordinarily like, but it’s worth it to stick around until the end. Or at least until the 6:30 mark, when Lenny Kravitz calls Kimmel a punk-ass bitch.

Noticeably absent from the Handsome Men’s Club: me. But that’s okay. One day bloggers will be cool enough to garner some widespread sex appeal, and then all these naked photos I’ve taken of myself will finally pay off. I gotta tell ya, changing the tint in Photoshop is so much easier than spray tanner.

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