A few notes before we begin:
- Larry King went on a 30+ tweet run in the middle of the night last night, with topics ranging from fireworks to dental care to legendary mob-affiliated union bosses who died under mysterious circumstances to, well, everything.
- I am presenting them without any further context or commentary, as Larry and Our Heavenly Father intended.
- It is not even noon on Monday and I feel safe and secure when I say that this will be my favorite thing of the week.
- Larry King is an 80-year-old man who uses a flip phone and he is somehow better at Twitter than you or anyone you know.
Take it away, Larry.