NBC Cancels Four Sitcoms You Could Not Possibly Care About (And The Morning Links)

Whitney, 1600 Penn, Guys with Kids, and Up All Night 2.5 were all sh*tcanned by NBC yesterday, along with the renewal of Parks and Recreation and pick ups of five news series (so far), in addition to Michael J. Fox’s network saving sitcom. You know what would be great? If they scheduled Parks and Rec and Michael J. Fox’s show. We’ll find out the schedule come Sunday. For the time being, Community, Go On, The New Normal, and Hannibal are still in limbo.

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