FlipBoard“Dancing with the Stars” returns next week, and would ya look at that? I can type and make a dismissive wanking motion at the same time!
I’ve got nothing against ballroom dancing, and of course I approve of the hardbodied women on the show, but I hate that “DWTS” makes sympathetic characters out of unforgivably awful sh-theels like Tom DeLay. Remember Terri Schiavo? He called the prospect of removing her feeding tube “an act of barbarism” even though he took his comatose father off of life support. I could go on and on about what an unscrupulous dickhead he is, but it would just wreck my blood pressure and make me sound like some kind of righteous liberal, which I’m not. I just happen to value human decency. (Note: except in strip clubs)
Anyway. Video below: DeLay practicing with Cheryl Burke. I used to be super-attracted to her because of her ridiculous body, but now I’m not so sure. She’s tainted goods now.
I’m not so sure you’re not a righteous liberal, despite your time in the Marines.
Remember Tom Delay’s explanation for why he dodged the draft in Vietnam?
He said he really wanted to go fight, but all the draft spots from Houston were snatched up by blacks and Latinos who were after the well-paying government jobs in the military.
No, seriously. He said that.
Speaking of gay pants, Matt – would you agree that Glee kinda jumped the shark last night?
Pivot step pause, pivot step receive kick back, jazz hands!
would you agree that Glee kinda jumped the shark last night?
Jumping the shark is when a show does something patently ridiculous in an effort to grab viewers as it sinks into shittiness. Last night’s episode just had too many musical numbers and not enough Jane Lynch.
For the record, I’m still attracted to Cheryl Burke. She’s like the girl in the Yeah Yeah Yeahs except hotter in every way.
Didn’t think it was possible to hate Tom DeLay more than I did…I hope he tears an aorta or something.
/feeling both righteous and liberal
NICE SWEATPANTS, TOM DELAY
No, they’re not. They’re FANTASTIC sweatpants!
How do I get a damn avatar up in this piece, anyway?
@Taco: Head on over to gravatar.com. register and upload an avatar there. It’ll be your avatar on KSK as well.
Tom Delay??
I thought that was Ricky Gervais….
I assume you mean “ridiculous” as in “fat”
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Cheryl better watch it, or else “The Hammer” is going to be sticking out of those sweatpants.