09.17.09 9 years ago 13 Comments

“Dancing with the Stars” returns next week, and would ya look at that? I can type and make a dismissive wanking motion at the same time!

I’ve got nothing against ballroom dancing, and of course I approve of the hardbodied women on the show, but I hate that “DWTS” makes sympathetic characters out of unforgivably awful sh-theels like Tom DeLay. Remember Terri Schiavo? He called the prospect of removing her feeding tube “an act of barbarism” even though he took his comatose father off of life support. I could go on and on about what an unscrupulous dickhead he is, but it would just wreck my blood pressure and make me sound like some kind of righteous liberal, which I’m not. I just happen to value human decency. (Note: except in strip clubs)

Anyway. Video below: DeLay practicing with Cheryl Burke. I used to be super-attracted to her because of her ridiculous body, but now I’m not so sure. She’s tainted goods now.

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