04.22.09 9 years ago 7 Comments

Strong swimmers make her wet

I was really hoping that Miss California/opposite marriage proponent Carrie Prejean would fade out of the news cycle, but no: that would be entirely too pleasant.  As it turns out, Prejean is dating another gifted physical specimen with limited brain capacity: Olympic legend Michael Phelps.  This was confirmed by none other than Prejean’s grandmother, Jeanette Coppolla.  From RADAR:

“Carrie and Michael have been out to baseball games and lunch,” Coppolla said. “He always calls her when he is in town and they go out.”

Not just a pretty blonde, Prejean is fully aware of Phelps’ lothario reputation and is taking the flirtation with the swimmer in stride. “Carrie knows that he has dated a lot of girls but she enjoys going out with him and isn’t serious about being in a relationship with him,” she added. “He’s a nice guy and she likes him.”

So… yeah.  Hardly a confirmation of a real relationship.  She’s just on his “to do” list, if you know what I’m saying.  And I think you do. I’m implying that they’re fornicating.  Penis in the vagina, likely until a state of climax is reached.  Or am I being too subtle?

In conclusion, photo gallery time.  It’s the best way to appreciate Carrie, really.

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