As anyone could have predicted from like the second they started dating, Rob Kardashian is starring in a new reality series with Blac Chyna, his pregnant fiancee of less than five months, who he became engaged to after just three months of dating. Blac Chyna, who will assume the Kardashian family name if and when the couple ever makes it to the altar (because she’s old fashioned like that) already has one child with her ex-fiancee Tyga, who has been dating Kardashian’s half sister Kylie Jenner on and off since 2014.
As you can see, riveting television.
On Monday, E! dropped the trailer for Rob & Chyna, which premieres next month, and it’s clear that the expectant couple are still obviously very much in the honeymoon phase of their still relatively young relationship. And by “honeymoon phase,” I mean that literally eight seconds into the 30 second clip, Chyna screams “are you still texting bitches?” into her phone at Rob, while the camera quick cuts to another scene of her grabbing a bouquet of roses out of a vase and hucking them into a swimming pool.
Okay on paper that does seem very bad, but to be fair we haven’t heard her whole side of the story yet. This might end up being the E! network’s classiest affair to date.