Here is the first teaser for Sharknado 3: Oh, Hell No!. It features:
- Comparisons to The Godfather
- A shark resting in the lap of the Lincoln Memorial
- Ian Ziering firing off automatic weapons inside a building while screaming and wearing what appears to be a Presidential Medal of Freedom, which he presumably won for past shark-based heroics
- Mark Cuban
- Tara Reid and her buzzsaw hanWAIT A SECOND. Where is Tara Reid’s buzzsaw hand? If you look closely at the 0:12 mark, you’ll see she just has a black glove on. I would get upset about this if I wasn’t fully confident that they’ll outfit her with a bazooka like Mega Man or something by the time the movie ends. Never underestimate Sharknado.
And all of that happens in 20 seconds. Technically 11 seconds if you cut off the intro and ending. Sharknado 3: Oh, Hell No! debuts July 22. Let’s just keep doing this stupid thing every year.