In the latest American Horror Story: Freak Show teaser, a bunch of no good, good for nothing kids are lying on the ground peeking under the freak show tent, essentially STEALING the freak show. Oh, hell no. Without getting too specific, an unknown force teaches one kid a lesson, who I assume will be mutilated in some way so he can never rejoin society and forced to work as the child butler of the freak show. That’s what I’d like to happen anyway, but of course I never get anything I want. Either way it’s still probably one of the better of these things, so far.