‘South Park’ Will Make America Great Again With A Donald Trump Episode

In its nearly 20-year history, South Park, which gloriously returned last week, has never done a Donald Trump episode. Sure, the “THEY TOOK OUR JERBS” guys are basically Trump, and he was briefly seen in season five’s “The Entity” (that’s the one where Mr. Garrison invents the “IT”), but that’s not the same thing as mercilessly mocking that dingbat. Maybe it was too easy?

Whatever the case, that changes on Wednesday with “Where My Country Gone?” which will henceforth be known as The Donald Trump Episode. The official synopsis reads, “Garrison wants to build a wall to keep out all of the undocumented immigrants,” and in the clip above, South Park’s most inspiring teacher reveals his policy on how to do that: “F*ck them all to death.”

The thing is, none of Mr. Garrison’s rhetoric can be crazier than the nonsense Trump spews out of his face-hole every day. For instance: “A lot of the gangs that you see… when you look at Baltimore, when you look at Chicago and Ferguson and a lot of these areas, you know a lot of these gang members are illegal immigrants. They’re going to be gone… So fast.”

Maybe Trump’s a crab person? That would explain a lot.