Not to be outdone by Baywatch Babe Matt Lauer’s live on-air prostate exam, American hero Stephen Colbert upped the November Sweeps ante last night by having his prostate examined on air as well, except BY COMPETING GUEST STARS in a cutthroat reality show-esque competition. Suck on that Lauer! You don’t know butthole about sweeps!
I don’t want to give any more of the delightfulness away, so let me just say come for everything you’ve read thus far, stay for The Black Keys. Auerbach and Carney really run away with this thing. Good times.