Steve Burns From ‘Blue’s Clues’ Is Alive And On Twitter, Where He Obsesses About Walmart

Earlier today in my daily Internetting, I happened upon this post titled 17 Reasons Steve From Blue’s Clues Was Your First Celebrity Crush. Truth. For a children’s television show host he could get it, despite the fact that I was inappropriately too old to have watched Blue’s Clues even back when he was on it. Huh, “wonder what he’s up to these days,” I thought, and being that it’s a slow news day typed “steve burns twitter” into Google. Down the rabbit hole!

Well, I have some news for you. Steve Burns is in fact alive, as his handle @SteveBurnsAlive reveals, as well as on Twitter. He also somewhat prolifically and very entertainingly tweets about his love-hate relationship with Walmart. Don’t believe me? Here are just a few examples:

Hey, there are worse hobbies to have. And on the plus side I bet Steve Burns never runs out of Goo Gone, Uncrustables, or $1.99 DVDs of The Transporter.