Steven Seagal Is: Fired from His Job

04.15.10 8 years ago 16 Comments

In light of the allegations that Steven Seagal keeps a handful of “executive assistants” for his perverse sexual needs, the Sheriff’s Department where Seagal works as a reserve deputy sheriff has kicked out A&E’s production crew, thus ending “Steven Seagal: Lawman” for the foreseeable future. TMZ says:

Steven Seagal’s A&E reality show has been suspended indefinitely — and the person pulling the plug is the real life sheriff from “Steven Seagal Lawman.”

The Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s Office has announced that they have booted the production crews from their offices, in light of the sexual trafficking lawsuit filed against Seagal in Los Angeles…

During a news conference in Louisiana, Sheriff Newell Normand also announced that he will not be launching an investigation into Seagal — unless Kayden Nguyen files a criminal complaint in Jefferson Parish.

Aw, so sad. “Lawman” was a strange combination of hilarious and boring, like a dull episode of “Cops” randomly starring and narrated by Steven Seagal. I can’t say I’ll miss it, but I will miss the presence of Seagal on television. Let’s go to the Steven Seagal Emotion Chart to see how he’s feeling today:

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