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The Dental Technician Who Claimed Charlie Sheen Attacked Her Has Now Been Fired

Soooo … That story that broke yesterday about Charlie Sheen attacking a dental technician with a knife because he was high on crack cocaine and Charlie Sheen? It’s probably fake. At least mostly fake, anyway. The dental technician who made the claims has since been fired from her job, partly because going to the media violated HIPAA, and also partly because the dentist she worked for does not corroborate her story in the first place.

For his part, Charlie Sheen had his usual words of insanity to pass on to the former dental technician:

“Hey cholesterol pants: Maybe you should have taken the crack you so brazenly and ignorantly accused me of being on, and sold it! Now that you’re a jobless washout and a traitor, you’re gonna need the extra dough … lick those food stamps, you desperate troll.  C.”

Begrudgingly I’ll admit that “cholesterol pants” is kind of a good burn. So what really happened? Who knows. I’m guessing Charlie Sheen was abusive towards the woman in some minor way, but the parts about the crack and knife were greatly exaggerated. All I can say is screw this lady for giving Charlie Sheen a reason to feel self-righteously vindicated. Charlie Sheen does enough horrible crap that we don’t need to make up fake horrible crap that he’s done. I hope that payout from TMZ was worth it.

(Via TMZ)

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