01.20.10 8 years ago 12 Comments

You know that whole fitness fad where women learn pole dancing to get in shape? I believe the official term for it is “awesome and recommended.” Well, Martha Stewart had a couple of those ladies on her program yesterday, and in a turn for the unsexy, Martha Stewart actually worked the stripper pole. I’ve got the bone-chilling video below, and while it’s definitely not sexy at all, the real problem I have with it is Martha’s lack of skill. Hey, you can be an old lady on the pole. Just don’t disrespect the beloved art of stripping with your spastic flailing. Spastic flailing is why no one took Showgirls seriously.


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