The lovable scamps at Unethical Hacks posted a Craigslist ad for Toronto the other day, and they’re offering quite the job for one afternoon of work. You’ll need a tuba or a trombone (but really it should have to be a tuba) and then you’re qualified to make $15 an hour for 8 hours of work. All you have to do is find Toronto Mayor Rob Ford and follow him around like Stewie in the “No Chris Left Behind” episode of Family Guy.
Don’t know the episode or reference? Don’t worry, Unethical Hacks provided the clip from the joke in question so anyone with a tuba can play along.
I’m looking for hire a person to follow Rob Ford around for one day while playing a tuba. Kinda like in this video:
You must be willing to adhere to the following:
– wear a gopro camera (provided) to document the ensuing antics
– wear a shirt with @UnethicalHacks (provided) printed on the back for the entire day
Price for 8 hours:
You must be able to provide your own tuba. A trombone would also be acceptable.
Again, it really should just be a tuba. A trombone isn’t nearly as funny as a tuba in any situation, and a trombone has parts that can easily be grabbed, which would end the fun for everyone. A tuba on the other hand, well, I’m just imagining Ford becoming furious over those simple notes and then trying to chase the offender around to stop him, before he loses his breath and sits on a curb. Then he’ll probably smoke crack or something.