Watch Jimmy Fallon Consult The ‘Helen MIrren’ On The Wall About All The Spanking In ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’

I’m sort of torn on this particular Jimmy Fallon segment. On the one hand, I love the possibilities of a kinky mirror version of Helen Mirren that enjoys spankings and other uncouth activities. The kind we all dream about at one point or another.

But then we have the other hand, the one where Jimmy Fallon plays an annoying fop, laughs before every question, and seems to care a little too much about Subway. It’s tough, but I suddenly want to get a sweet onion chicken teriyaki sub and debate my choice. Then I want to test Michael Phelps’ blood and prove he’s that alien from The Thing.

(Via The Tonight Show)