Watch This Meteorologist Get Interrupted By OH GOD GIANT BEE EVERYBODY PANIC

10.01.14 4 years ago 12 Comments

Fox59 meteorologist Jennifer Ketchmark was in the middle of delivering the Indianapolis weather report earlier this week when all of a suddeOH GOD GIANT BEE. THERE’S A GIANT BEE IN THE STUDIO. LOOK AT THE SIZE OF IT. IT’S AS BIG AS HER HEAD. OH GOD. WE’RE DOOMED. HUGE MUTANT BEES ARE ATTACKING OUR METEOROLOGISTS. WHY? ARE THEY TRYING TO DENY US ACCESS TO ACCURATE WEATHER FORECASTS? HOW WILL FARMERS KNOW HOW TO TEND TO THEIR CROPS? IS THAT THEIR PLAN? TO CAUSE A WORLDWIDE PRODUCE SHORTAGE THAT SENDS GROCERY PRICES SKYROCKETING AND THE ECONOMY INTO THE TOILET, WITH THE END GAME BEING HUMANITY DESCENDING INTO CHAOS — PEOPLE TEARING EACH OTHER LIMB FROM LIMB IN THE STREETS OVER THE LAST BAGS OF FROZEN GREEN BEANS — WHILE THE BEES HOVER OVERHEAD LAUGHING AT OUR PLIGHT?

Dear God, it’s genius. Someone call The Rock. He’s our only hope.

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