Parks and Recreation (NBC, 8:00 & 8:30 p.m.) — Only two weeks left until we say goodbye to the people of Pawnee forever (if you haven’t started taking those prescription antidepressants, now’s the time to knock a few back.) Tonight, we say goodbye to Johnny Karate, who was, without a doubt, the greatest Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show host to ever fictionally exist. Also, Ron prepares for a big life change. Oh, and Ant-Man is guest starring.
Fresh Off the Boat (ABC, 8:00 p.m.) — Louis arranges a sexual harassment seminar for his employees while Eddie steals one of the seminar’s instructional tapes so he can pass it off as porn to those d-bags at his school. Watch this show because it shows everything that was right about the ’90s, or watch it because of Constance Wu. I don’t really care why you watch it. Just watch it.
NCIS (CBS, 8:00 p.m.) — While Gibbs’ arch-nemesis is off destroying the world, the agent is playing therapist to poor Fornell, who still hasn’t gotten over the fact that his wife was murdered.
The Flash (CW, 8:00 p.m.) — That highly intelligent, psychic super-ape Grodd should be showing up any day now, but until then, Barry is enjoying his new-found time-travelling powers.
Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show (USA, 8:00 p.m.) — In the action-packed closing night of the 139th Annual Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show, a group of well-manicured dogs are led around on leashes, put on display and forced to be touched by weird old people in blazers.
Repeat After Me (ABC, 8:30 p.m.) — The Ellen DeGeneres talk show segment gets its full-show premiere with Scott Foley, Sarah Hyland and Randy Jackson interacting with everyday people while Rita from Bridesmaids whispers in their ear all the weird sh*t she wants them to do.
Agent Carter (ABC, 9:00 p.m.) — Peggy and Jarvis stage a prison break while the SSR closes in on Howard Stark.
Supernatural (CW, 9:00 p.m.) — Dean, Sam and Castiel aren’t too happy with Cain’s return (that poor guy always gets a bad rap), while Rowena is pissed at Crowley for ditching his mom in order to help the Winchesters.