Mad Men (AMC) — Tonight: Don and Betty have an awkward dinner with the new British boss; Roger begins planning for his wedding (read: we get to see Jane – yay!); Peggy actually gets a story line this time.
True Blood (HBO) — Evan Rachel Wood is supposed to be in three episodes this season. We haven’t seen her yet and there are only three episodes left, so I’m guessing she’s gonna show up just in time to F up that annoying Maryann.
Miss Universe Pageant (NBC) — It’s like the United Nations of hot chicks. Urdouche Billy Bush co-hosts the event with “Deal or No Deal” suitcase holder Claudia Jordan. Delightful gallery of the contestants here.
Patton Oswalt: My Weakness is Strong (Comedy Central) — New one-hour special from my third-favorite stand-up comedian working today (1. Chappelle 2. Louis CK. 3. Patton Oswalt 4. Jim Gaffigan). Damn, I’m gonna be up late watching a lotta DVR’d TV tonight.
Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami (E!) — The other day I challenged myself to watch as much of this show as I could tolerate. I made it through a minute and 23 seconds.
Merlin (NBC) — Oh hey, this show existed. It’s the season finale.
There Goes the Neighborhood (CBS) — This debuted without me noticing because I was on vacation and never watch CBS. Anyway, this is the show where an entire neighborhood block is walled in and the families can’t leave. It’s a big hit with prisoners and survivors of the Warsaw ghetto.