Nurse Jackie (Showtime) — Season finale. The dark comedy will be back for a second season, but I’m not sure if I’ll ever get into it. I’m still reeling from the disappointment that it wasn’t “Nurse Jackée” like I’d hoped.
The Rachel Zoe Project (Bravo) — Season premiere. I guess this woman is a stylist? For famous people? And it warranted a second season? And people watch it? I blame the gays.
Cake Boss (TLC) — Season finale. Expect a cliffhanger ending that will leave fans dying to know what happens next season. Oh my God, will they make the cake or not?!? Do they have enough flour? WHAT IF THEY DON’T HAVE ENOUGH FLOUR?!!!??
The Soup Presents: Best of ’09 So Far (E!) — Joel McHale looks at the twenty most outrageous reality TV moments so far this year. “Outrageous” is TV Guide’s word, not mine. I don’t think I’ve ever used “outrageous” to describe anything on a reality show.
The Closer (TNT) — Season finale. I’m fascinated by people who watch TNT for anything besides the NBA. Who are you people? Where do you live? Is it cold there? What kind of food do you eat?
Real Chance of Love 2: Back in the Saddle (VH1) — **crosses fingers, hopes for murderer to be on the show**
Dating in the Dark (ABC) — I honestly hope this show gets renewed. I’m ashamed to admit that I find it fascinating. On one episode the three women all fought over one guy, then when they saw him for the first time they all ditched him. So awesome.