WHAT’S ON TONIGHT: ONE TREE BLOODSTEEL

04.20.09 10 years ago 5 Comments

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One Tree Hill (CW) — Yes, I’m thankful that this show gave us Sophia Bush.  But was it really worth it to make Chad Michael Murray famous?  The guy has not one, not two, but THREE first names, fer chrissakes.

Magic’s Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed (MyNetworks) — How do magicians ply their trade?  Well, the first secret is a childhood without any meaningful friendships.

The Hills (MTV) — Spencer and Heidi start therapy.  What a coincidence!  This is the night I start sleeping in the garage with the car running!  (I’m sure the therapy is with an accredited psychiatrist, as most therapists are pretty lax about their sessions being recorded.)

Belly of the Beast (Discovery) — New documentary series in which host Rossi Moreale explores large machinery.  This episode: military helicopters.  Plan on seeing some stock footage of Zuni rockets, chain guns, and Hellfire missiles.

For the Love of Ray J (VH1) — It’s the series finale.  It’s so hard to find the right kind of girl who will have sex with you on camera these days.

Knights of Bloodsteel (Sci Fi) — The thrilling conclusion to the epic pile of crap you can see below.

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