What’s On Tonight: The Grinch & Football

12.23.10 5 Comments

How the Grinch Stole Christmas (ABC) – The cartoon version is on at 8, followed by the Jim Carrey movie.  So… I’ll try to help you find something else to watch at 8:30.  See what I did there?  SICK Jim Carrey burn.  (*awaits high fives*) (*receives no high fives*) (*pouts*)

Thursday Night Football (NFL Network) – Steelers vs. Panthers.  Am I the only one who thinks the kid in this video looks an awful lot like Panthers QB Jimmy Clausen?  Furthermore, it just seems like something Jimmy Clausen would do. I bet it’s him. See that, Deadspin? You’re not the only website that can unearth shady videos from athletes’ past. (Side note: God I love that video.)

Jeff Dunham’s Very Special Christmas Special (Comedy Central) – So last night on “Jeopardy,” one of the categories was “PPs on Earth,” where the contestants were given clues about places with the initials PP.  But it resulted in the contestants saying things like, “I’ll take pee pees for $600, Alex,” and holy crap it was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen on TV.  Jeff Dunham, not so much.

Police Women of Dallas (TLC) – So wait, are they little people or do they have a dozen or so damn wiener kids?  WHAT?!  Neither?!  They’re just normal lady cops?!  I don’t even know you anymore, TLC.

The Smoking Gun Presents World’s Dumbest Criminals (TruTV) – It’s gonna be hard to top the two guys in the news clip after the jump.  As great as the idiot crooks are, the anchor is the highlight.  He goes all John Madden on the footage.  “Watch it, right here… see what he does here… they’re running, then all the sudden, OH!”

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