Over the weekend I was reading a dumb New York Post trend piece on sex gypsies — the Post‘s term for people who f*ck around so that they’ll have a place to sleep at night — when I ran across this little nugget…
Not everyone is easygoing about opening their homes, though, and not all sex gypsies are so straightforward.
Emily, 37, a scriptwriter from the Upper East Side, was upset that her actor boyfriend broke up with her, left for LA — and then sex gypsied her.
“He rekindled it a month later so he could ‘spend the weekend’ with me,” she says, “which I realized later was because he didn’t want to get a hotel room and had a bunch of auditions in NYC.”
The actor now has a show on AMC.
Who could it be? Here are my guesses, based on the interpretation that “has a show” means that whoever it is is the star of a show.
1. Aaron Paul — The most obvious choice. So easy to see Jesse Pinkman hooking up with a slightly older woman for food and shelter.
2. Jon Hamm — Though he seems settled down now, you just know that Hamm had a swinging single period, what with those good looks and that disruptive Hamm-bone of his.