05.13.10 8 years ago 16 Comments

If you’re anything like me, when you see the opening credits to “Law & Order: SVU,” you think, “Man, I wish a pregnant chick and her friend would go to Coney Island and perform an interpretive dance.” Well, today’s your lucky day, my friends, because these chicks came through in a big way:

The dance (via BuzzFeed) is really pretty funny, but it’s hard to address the video without mentioning the elephant in the room. Or rather the elephant at the amusement park. The pregnant elephant. Am I being too subtle? What I’m trying to say is, Here, madam, please try on this flattering high-waisted maternity dress.

Something to cleanse your SVU palate…

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