Brian Pumper Is Feenin’ For The Takeover

08.09.10 8 years ago 44 Comments

You know the saying “you have to crawl before you walk?” Well Brian Pumper is trying to sprint in the rap game before he even learned how to stand. Barely a hour removed from his 15 minutes with Cowboy Curtis’ daughter, he’s taking the 50 Cent route with an unwarrented diss towards the Jiggaman. And the G-Unit correlation is spoken figuratively as you hear him plead for a record deal towards the tail end.

“Your sex game weak/you don’t lick coochie right/you ain’t poppin’ no meat…” Really? C’mon son! © Ed Lover.

More than likely, we won’t get a Jay response but Hov has been known to kill non-rap opposistion with one-liners. Is this what you want Brian? Needless to say, TSS can’t wait to review his album.

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