Construda Regional 1st Round: No.4 Cowboy vs. No. 5 Patriot. WHO YA GOT?

03.19.08 10 years ago 41 Comments


At long last, we address the all-important middle seeds and a key NFL demographic: bellicose white guys with guns. Can the Cowboy’s six-shooter make quick word of the summer soldier, found of standing in straight rows in the path of artillery or can the Patriot bayonet him in the dick faster than Horace Greeley told him to go west? WHO YA GOT?
As always, poll is on the sidebar to the right and voting is open for the rest of the day. Voting is closed. The Cowboy won with 60 percent of the vote.

Contestants

Cowboy__________Patriot

Fueled by

Xenophobia_________Jingoism

Namesake for song from

Kid Rock________Company Flow

Hat

10 gallon_________Tri-corner

Secret shame

Forgot Alamo_______Didn’t mind Stamp Tax

Handy with

Rope, cattle_______Periwig, chamber pot

Fights

Redskins_________Redcoats

Preferred epithet for blacks

Kneegrah________Daaahkie

Finishing move

Romanticize stupid profession___Write purposefully open-ended Constitution

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