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Jeff Sorensen is a contributor for Uproxx. He has written for a few sites over the past decade, and enjoys 5 dollar off coupons to pizzas over 10 dollars. He says wildly inappropriate things in public places, dislikes kids, but loves puppies. Always puppies.
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UKRAINE

The Wall Street Journal’s Hacked Facebook Said Air Force One Crashed In Russia

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The Wall Street Journal posted on Facebook that Air Force One went down. They were hacked.

Zendaya Coleman

Zendaya Coleman Didn’t Feel ‘Morally OK’ About Starring In The Aaliyah Biopic

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Zendaya Coleman recently dropped out of the 'Aaliyah' biopic. She is finally telling us why she did.

#NETFLIX

Netflix Is Testing A Private Viewing Mode That Will Hide Your Binge-Watching Habits

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Do you ever want to hide what you watch on Netflix? Well, Netflix is making that happen.

TEXTING

Richard Linklater Tells Us What To Do When Someone Talks Or Texts During A Movie

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Are you trying to enjoy a movie but someone is babbling during it? Richard Linklater explains what to do in that moment.

STUPID CRIMINAL PRANKS

Kentucky Man Arrested For Shoplifting Didn’t Help His Cause With Prank Jailhouse Pizza Delivery Order

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When you're under arrest, pranking the police with pizza is probably something a person shouldn't do.

redheads

19 Year-Old Twin Redhead Sisters Were Arrested In Raleigh For Alleged Prostitution

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These redheaded twins got into prostitution and got caught. Never go into prostitution with your siblings, or ever.

ufos

A Mysterious Giant Hole Has Formed In Siberia Out Of Nowhere

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A giant hole has appeared in Siberia out of nowhere. What caused it? Was it Aliens?!

#The Walking Dead

A 3-Year-Old Filipino Girl Woke From The Dead At Her Own Funeral

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Burying a child is a tragic event. When the child wakes up, however, is completely different.

TEXAS

President Obama Asked A Texas Man If He Was Gay, Leading To A Priceless Exchange

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President Obama walked into a Texas restaurant and asked the cashier if he was gay. It gets even better and better.

THE MICHAEL J. FOX SHOW

Bill Cosby Will Return To NBC Next Year For A Brand New Family Comedy

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Bill Cosby is returning to television next year because we need him. We all need Cosby.

Weather

Duck For Cover While Watching This Freak Hailstorm Clear A Siberian Beach

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Think it's safe to lay out in the Sun on a Siberian beach? Well, you obviously haven't been on a Siberian beach.

valet

Here’s A Hotel Valet In New Delhi Totally Crashing A $500,000 Lamborghini

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Do you feel hesitant about letting a valet park your 2004 Sebring? What about a Lamborghini?

THOM YORKE

Radiohead Set To Record Music For A New Album This September

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In dire need of new Radiohead music? Well you're in luck, my friend.

Unlocking the Truth

An 8th Grade Metal Band From Brooklyn Landed A Million Dollar Record Deal With Sony

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A preteen metal band just put all high school bands to shame with a huge record deal.

#james franco

Here’s Michael Shannon Trying Out Necrophilia In James Franco’s Short Film ‘Herbert White’

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James Franco and Michael Shannon teamed up to make a film about a serial killer that has sex with his dead victims. Classic Franco.

#jimmy fallon

Please Allow Liev Schreiber To Teach You How To Romance A Giraffe At The Zoo

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Want to hear Liev Schreiber tell Jimmy Fallon about his romantic zoo trip and more? Of course you do.

#FLORIDA

A Baby Dolphin Being Rescued Off The Coast Of Florida Is The Most Non-Florida Story Ever

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A baby dolphin was rescued on a beach in Florida. Yeah, that Florida.

SUPER MARIO BROS

DJ Jazzy Jeff Effectively Wins This Remix Battle With A Taste Of The ‘Super Mario Bros.’ Theme

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Have you ever wanted a remix battle that features 'Super Mario' music with DJ Jazzy Jeff? The time is now.

turkish plane

Here’s A Turkish F16 Flying Way Too Low At A British Airshow

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Do you like going to airshows during the weekend? This video may change your mind about that.

#Seinfeld

Celebrate ‘Seinfeld’ With This Elaine Benes Dance Contest That Is Definitely Sponge-Worthy

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What do you get when you have a bunch of ladies doing 'The Elaine' dance at a minor league baseball game? Magic.


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