ADRIAN PETERSON

10 Steps To Dominating Your Fantasy Football League This Season

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As I just wrapped up my 32nd fantasy football draft of the NFL preseason, I’ve assured myself of these facts: I’ve wasted hundreds of dollars.

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Gary Busey is Adrian Peterson’s lawyer, shaman

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As much as I liked<a href="http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2010/08/kenny-powers-signed-by-k-swiss"> Kenny Powers' K-Swiss ad</a>, I think Vitamin Water just drank their milkshake (can I still use that.

ADRIAN PETERSON

Your NFL Conference Championship Recap

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To quote esteemed sports philosopher <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/redman">Reggie Noble</a>, "this is what it’s all about.

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TSS 2009 NFL Playoff Preview: Divisional Weekend

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Welp, we're <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/01/tss-2009-nfl-playoff-preview-wild-card-weekend">back again</a> trying our hand at picking this week's games.

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Your Week 14 NFL Recap

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It’s that time of year again.

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Your Week 10 NFL Recap

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I’d be remiss of recapping the NFL in week 10 without turning the back clock to Thursday night.

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Your Week 7 NFL Recap

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Even though the Vikings lost, they proved themselves a formidable opponent for the Steelers.

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WAYNE HUIZENGA SEEMS LIKE A COOL GUY

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Dolphins owner Wayne Huizenga has spent the better part of the last two decades screwing over whichever Florida sports teams he could get his hands on, but now he's finally ready to minimize his tightfisted mismanagement by selling most of his share of the team to partial owner John Ross.

ADRIAN PETERSON

CHRIST IS TOUGH ON THE GRIDIRON

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Over the weekend, Christ was risen.

AL HARRIS

ADRIAN PETERSON IS A BADASS

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To precisely no one's surprise, Adrian Peterson was the only thing worth a damn on the Vikings' offense last night, as he rushed for 103 yards and a score on just 19 carries against the Packers.

MINNESOTA VIKINGS

ADRIAN PETERSON INSPIRES JOURNO-PORN

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The new GQ magazine, when not lauding <a href="http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/" target="_blank">Kissing Suzy Kolber</a> for being one of the reasons that "football is better than ever," includes a <a href="http://men.style.com/gq/features/full?id=content_7405&pageNum=1" target="_blank">feature on Vikings running back Adrian Peterson</a> written by Lisa DePaulo.

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TONY ROMO HONORED BY COSMO MAG

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Tony Romo isn't just the Cowboys' All-Pro quarterback who dates Jessica Simpson.

ADRIAN PETERSON

THE PRO BOWL IS LIKE BREAK-UP SEX

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Like everyone else, I ignored most of the Pro Bowl yesterday.

ADRIAN PETERSON

RICK MAJERUS SHOWS OFF HIS HOT NUDE BODY

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<a href="http://larrybrownsports.com/2008/01/17/rick-majerus-loves-being-naked/" target="_blank">Larry Brown Sports</a> picked up on an article in this week's Sports Illustrated that is guaranteed to haunt your dreams.

ADRIAN PETERSON

YOUKILIS ENDORSES SLUMPBUSTER DRINK

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Say what you will about the Red Sox, but a lot of the players on the team seem to have good senses of humor -- or at the very least, they're extroverted meathead simpletons.

ADRIAN PETERSON

BRIAN URLACHER COULDN’T FINISH

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You can only hope to contain Brooks Bollinger" title="You can only hope to contain Brooks Bollinger" class="alignright size-full wp-image-41" />The Viking weren't terribly impressive last night (see: Tarvaris Jackson's 3 INTs), but they had two things going for them: (1) PURPLE JESUS, and (2) the Bears bloooooooooow.

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CHARLIE WEIS GOES COMMANDO

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ESPN sideline reporter Jack Arute (try saying it "Jackaroo" -- whee.

ADRIAN PETERSON

JETS FANS ARE PREDICTABLY CLASSY

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Everybody's all worked up in a lather today about <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2007/11/20/sports/football/20fans.html?_r=3&ref=sports&oref=slogin&oref=slogin&oref=slogin" target="_blank">this New York Times article</a> that discusses Jets fans' aggressive and misogynistic behavior at halftime of home games.

MINNESOTA VIKINGS

ADRIAN PETERSON IS STILL PURPLE JESUS

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Here's the highlight package of Adrian Peterson's 296-yard, record-setting performance yesterday.


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