Houston Texans Receiver Andre Johnson Is Still Out To Make The Season Bright For Needy Children

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The Texans wide receiver once again gave needy children from Child Protective Services a chance to have a very, merry Christmas.


The Rapper Who Cut His Penis Off And Jumped Off His Balcony May Make A Porno Now

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Rapper Christ Bearer, who cut off his penis and jumped off a balcony in April, may do a porno for Vivid.


A Wu-Tang Clan-Affiliated Rapper Cut Off His Penis, Then Jumped Off A Building

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"It’s unclear if doctor’s are attempting to reattach Johnson’s penis."


Breaking Good Guy News: Andre Johnson Is Still The Best Guy In The World

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For the seventh year in a row, Houston Texans wide receiver Andre Johnson paid for 12 kids to go on an 80-second shopping spree at Toys R Us.


The Week 9 Fantasy Football Support Group: Time To Take A Seat, Ray Rice

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Ray Rice has been a very unfortunate headache for fantasy football owners this season, but there's really nothing we can do about it but suffer.


The With Leather Fantasy Football Support Group Week 3: What The Crap Bomb, Kaepernick?

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I had a good feeling that the San Francisco 49ers would struggle a little bit in the early weeks of this NFL season, what with Michael Crabtree and Mario Manningham both not expected to play until at least Week 7.


The With Leather Fantasy Football Guide: The Deep, Deep Pool Of Wide Receivers

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Welcome to Day 3 of my annual With Leather Fantasy Football Draft Guide (For People Who Don’t Want To Look Like Complete Idiots In Their First Drafts And/Or Want To Take Advantage Of The Homers And Marks In Their Leagues By Making Smart Picks), and today’s topic is the third easiest position to draft – behind running backs and quarterbacks – the wide receiver.


Athletes Doing Good: Texans WR Andre Johnson Takes Kids On $19K Christmas Spending Spree

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The holiday season is afoot and a lot of celebrities use this period to flex their philanthropic muscles.


Andre Johnson > Santa Claus

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Earlier this season, there were fantasy football reports across the major sites that included a rather depressing update about Houston Texans receiver Andre Johnson.


Your NFL Recap: Week 4

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The New York Jets were the NFL's highest scoring team after Week 1 averaging a robust 48 points a game.


How Could Anyone Not Cheer For The Houston Texans Now?

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If I’m a sucker for just one thing in this world, it’s videos of American soldiers returning home to surprise their families.


Mario Is Missing (The Rest Of The Season)

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Yeah, that's more or less my reaction, too.

#Chris Paul

John Wall Is Killing Everyone In The “Lockout League”

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If we didn't know any better, off this summer alone, our top five NBA players might read something like this: Kevin Durant.


The 80s TV Sitcom Daughters Guide To Fantasy Football Wide Receivers

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Now that we’ve all calmed down from last week’s controversial running back rankings, I figured it was time to start the week off on the wrong foot with an equally controversial and debatable fantasy football wide receivers ranking.


NFL Wins Ratings Battle Again…Sorta

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Some people are making a big deal about the NBA beating out the NFL last night in terms of nominal ratings last night, and by that measure, they'd be correct.


Andre Johnson Had A Mic On Sunday

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When I saw that there was a video of Andre Johnson with a mic on him from Sunday’s game against the Tennessee Titans, I thought, “Damn I’m handsome, and this should be one hell of an entertaining video.


12.2 The Cooler

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11.30 The Cooler

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Danika Joy $25K Fine Each, No Suspensions For Texans' Johnson, Titans' Finnegan [PFT] Nipsey Hussle Debut Postponed Indefinitely [RR] Women Charged With "Illegal Buttocks Injections With Bathtub Caulk" [Warming Glow] Five Ways The Miami Heat Can Salvage Their Season [The Urban Daily] In Commemoration of [...].


Your NFL Recap: Week 12

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With the holiday cheer infecting everyone, it’s time to forgive past wrongs and make honest assessments of our own mistakes. In that spirit, I apologize profusely to the Chicago Bears and Jay Cutler for the amount of sh*t I've thrown at them in these pages. I was highly dubious of their chances of success this season, but based on yesterday’s whooping of the Eagles, the Bears have emerged as one of the favorites in the NFC. While the reborn Bears defense had been carrying the load in games passed, this W was tied to the arm of Chicago’s franchise QB and maligned offensive guru Mike Martz. A combination of perfectly timed catch and run crossing routes by speedsters Johnny Knox and Devin Hester had the Eagles defense running scared. The Eagles and Michael Vick made things interesting, rallying for three late scores, but curious game management by Andy Reid for the approximately 127th time left the Eagles with too much room to make up in too little time. Consider this critic silenced. The Bears slipped into second place in the conference and first in the division thanks to Atlanta’s last second victory over Green Bay in the marquee matchup of Sunday. Tied at 10, a ballsy 4th and goal call by Mike Smith put the Dirty Birds up a touchdown late in the 4th. What followed was typical Green Bay: a brilliant spread no-huddle 4th quarter drive by Aaron Rodgers capped by an absolutely sensational pass on 4th and goal to tie the game with one minute left. Unfortunately, the next minute was also typical Green Bay: a boneheaded special teams penalty giving Matty Ice and the Falcons the ball at mid-field. A few quick passes later and kicker Matt Bryant was in position to give Atlanta another home victory and clear control of their destiny in the NFC. Sick of the mediocre play of their teams, the Titans and Texans decided to make a forary into boxing, featuring a heavyweight battle between Andre Johnson and Titans cornerback Cortland Finnegan. Finnegan’s always been known for his feisty competitiveness, which is a polite way of saying he’s a dirty player. On this afternoon, he either said something nasty to Johnson to provoke him, or he was just tired of watching Rusty Smith sink the Titans playoff hopes. The brawl ended with both players ejected and Johnson scoring a judges victory.  Quick Hits -- The Bills continue to experiment in the most heartbreaking ways to lose games in overtime, this time against a lethargic Pittsburgh team. Steve Johnson played the chump this time, dropping a wide open pass most third-graders could pull down at recess. Rather than take the blame for his admitted mistake, Johnson turned his anger towards the real culprit, God...via Twitter.

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