ANDRE JOHNSON

The Rapper Who Cut His Penis Off And Jumped Off His Balcony May Make A Porno Now

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Rapper Christ Bearer, who cut off his penis and jumped off a balcony in April, may do a porno for Vivid.

ANDRE JOHNSON

A Wu-Tang Clan-Affiliated Rapper Cut Off His Penis, Then Jumped Off A Building

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"It’s unclear if doctor’s are attempting to reattach Johnson’s penis."

CHARITY

Breaking Good Guy News: Andre Johnson Is Still The Best Guy In The World

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For the seventh year in a row, Houston Texans wide receiver Andre Johnson paid for 12 kids to go on an 80-second shopping spree at Toys R Us.

AARON RODGERS

The Week 9 Fantasy Football Support Group: Time To Take A Seat, Ray Rice

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Ray Rice has been a very unfortunate headache for fantasy football owners this season, but there's really nothing we can do about it but suffer.

ANDRE JOHNSON

The With Leather Fantasy Football Support Group Week 3: What The Crap Bomb, Kaepernick?

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I had a good feeling that the San Francisco 49ers would struggle a little bit in the early weeks of this NFL season, what with Michael Crabtree and Mario Manningham both not expected to play until at least Week 7.

AJ GREEN

The With Leather Fantasy Football Guide: The Deep, Deep Pool Of Wide Receivers

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Welcome to Day 3 of my annual With Leather Fantasy Football Draft Guide (For People Who Don’t Want To Look Like Complete Idiots In Their First Drafts And/Or Want To Take Advantage Of The Homers And Marks In Their Leagues By Making Smart Picks), and today’s topic is the third easiest position to draft – behind <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/08/the-with-leather-fantasy-football-guide-how-to-pick-the-right-running-backs-for-you" target="_blank">running backs</a> and <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/08/the-with-leather-fantasy-football-draft-guide-how-to-pick-the-qb-of-your-dreams" target="_blank">quarterbacks</a> – the wide receiver.

CHARITY

Andre Johnson > Santa Claus

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Earlier this season, there were fantasy football reports across the major sites that included a rather depressing update about Houston Texans receiver Andre Johnson.

ACTS OF KINDNESS

How Could Anyone Not Cheer For The Houston Texans Now?

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If I’m a sucker for just one thing in this world, it’s videos of American soldiers returning home to surprise their families.

ANDRE JOHNSON

Mario Is Missing (The Rest Of The Season)

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Yeah, that's more or less my reaction, too.

ALYSSA MILANO

The 80s TV Sitcom Daughters Guide To Fantasy Football Wide Receivers

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Now that we’ve all calmed down from <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/08/the-attractive-female-celebritys-guide-to-drafting-fantasy-running-backs">last week’s controversial running back rankings</a>, I figured it was time to start the week off on the wrong foot with an equally controversial and debatable fantasy football wide receivers ranking.

ANDRE JOHNSON

NFL Wins Ratings Battle Again…Sorta

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<a href="http://content.usatoday.com/communities/gameon/post/2010/12/lebron-james-tv-ratings-tnt-heat-cavaliers/1?csp=34sports">Some people</a> are making a big deal about the NBA beating out the NFL last night in terms of nominal ratings last night, and by that measure, they'd be correct.

CORTLAND FINNEGAN DOES NOT DESERVE HIS OWN TAG

Andre Johnson Had A Mic On Sunday

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When I saw that there was a video of Andre Johnson with a mic on him from Sunday’s game against the Tennessee Titans, I thought, “Damn I’m handsome, and this should be one hell of an entertaining video.

ANDRE JOHNSON

$25k Fine Each, No Suspensions For Texans’ Johnson, Titans’ Finnegan

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The NFL made a stunning series of decisions regarding <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2010/11/andre-johnson-fights-so-he-can-feel">this Andre Johnson fight from yesterday</a>.

CORTLAND FINNEGAN DOES NOT DESERVE HIS OWN TAG

Andre Johnson Fights So He Can Feel

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Houston Texans wide receiver Andre Johnson is one of the NFL's more pleasant fellows, so it stands to reason that Tennessee Titans cornerback Cortland Finnegan really pissed him off in their matchup on Sunday.


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