Meet The Guy Who Punched An Octogenarian Who Requested He Stop Saying ‘T*tties’ And ‘Ass’ In The Face

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This 26-year-old man is defending his right to say 't*tties' and 'ass' in public like the founders of our great nation would have wanted.


WhatsApplebee’s Is The New iPhone App That Is So Dumb You’ll Believe It’s Real

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Created as a joke, WhatsApplebee's is still a real social networking app that people can use to meet other Applebee's diners.

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A South Carolina Man Tried To Pay His Applebees Bill With What Now?

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A South Carolina man attempted to pay an Applebee's check with a trillion dollar bill. The more important question is -- could Applebees even make change for that?


Applebee’s And Chili’s Want To Improve The Way You Order Your Sh*tty Food

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We're inching closer and closer to Skynet domination as Applebee's and Chili's introduce tablets for ordering dinner and ignoring your children.


The Joker Takes Villainy To The Next Level, Targets Applebee's

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Apparently The Joker does not belong at Applebee's...

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Japan Facing Second Nuclear Disaster?


The earthquake and tsunami in Japan were terrible tragedies that hurt a proud nation and brought the world forward to help.


On Toddlers, Tequila & Applebee’s

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/?p=182823"> Two weeks ago, Buffalo Wild Wings f*cked up my order and presented me with a hamburger instead of the chicken sandwich I ordered. On my previous visit to the eatery four months earlier, they added bacon to a sandwich I clearly stated to the waitress not to include pork. I will never eat there again, under the firm belief everyone employed by the local version is inept and their food isn't all that dandy anyways. But ordering drinks at Applebee's sounds far more dangerous to your health if you have kids. The risk runs higher if said Applebee's is located in Metro Detroit, where one location in the chain <a href="http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/dpp/news/toddler-mistakenly-served-alcohol-at-applebees-20110409-rs">served a 15-month-old tequila</a>.

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