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Here’s Baron Davis’ ‘Getting Buckets’, A Video Game About Literally Getting Buckets

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Here's a quick list of the worst things an athlete can do with his money during or after his professional career: 1.

Barry Farms

Nike World Basketball Festival Launches in Washington, D.C.

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Pardon the interruption but our regular posting schedule will be off over the next few days.

CANDACE PARKER

5.14 The Cooler

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She's A Bad Mamma Jamma.

LA Sparks

“Who The Fuck Forgot To Sneak A Plan B Pill In Candace Parker’s Gatorade?”

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Though I have no direct quotes, I’m pretty sure the Commissioner of the WNBA was screaming something similar to that when she found out that the most celebrated athlete in WNBA history (Gold medalist, Rookie Of The Year, MVP in her first year) is going to spend the next nine months carrying a lil bundle of joy around.

ANNOUNCERS

‘THREESOMES KEEP IT INTERESTING’

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As noted earlier this week at With Leather, Shelden Williams <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=12693">married WNBA star Candace Parker</a>, and we had the good taste not to bring up the mental image of a zombie lookalike and a muscular Amazon getting it on with a third party.

NBA

CANDACE PARKER ELOPED

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News finally came out that WNBA star Candace Parker eloped in November.

CANDACE PARKER

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

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Fans expecting a night of jumpers and bounce passes at last night's LA Sparks-Detroit Shock game were instead treated to an episode of the Bitchy & Scratchy Show, as the final five seconds exploded into a melee, ruining thousands of father-daughter bonding sessions and lesbian dates.

BASKETBALL

GREAT MOMENTS IN WNBA HISTORY

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Candace Parker dunked for the Los Angeles Sparks in a 77-63 win over the Indiana Fever last night, becoming just the second person to dunk in a WNBA game since the league's inaugural season of 1997.


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