“The Expendables 2″ Is Coming In August, Watch The Trailer Now

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All the fans of bullets and bad accents should gather around now.

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Expendables 2 Trailer: Arnold Schwarzenegger beats up a smart car

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The Expendables 2 just released a full-length trailer, which you can watch below, and I'm having trouble deciding which part I like the best.

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Chuck Norris does Robocalls for Gingrich, says his dad could beat up your dad

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I've said it Here's the transcript: "As my wife Jean and I watched the GOP debate and went to the website, we were trying to decide which of the candidates would be best to do head-to-head combat with President Obama," says Norris in the call.


Ron Swanson Has An IMDb Page


Just a few short days after the rise of Duke Silver our friends at Buzzfeed have tipped us off to the internet's favorite mustached anti-hero having his own IMDb page with writing credits for a handful of Chuck Norris mid-nineties classics, such as Walker, Texas Ranger, Overkill, and Top Dog.

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Real-life Chuck Norris is still kind of a douche

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The gap between actual Chuck Norris and the fake Chuck Norris of the internet has always been a pretty wide one, and almost every news story about him is the equivalent of seeing a honey badger in real life and it turns out to be a koala wearing panties.


Expendables 2 has a trailer

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The Expendables 2 has a trailer out, and it's great if all you were looking for was two-second shots of all the characters.


Cyber Monday Morning Links

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It's Cyber Monday, everybody, and you know what that means.


Alternate Posters for the Expendables

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It's a slow news day, so I thought that under the circumstances, this alternate poster for The Expendables 2 that "johnymyko" left in the comments section of my This Week in Posters post warranted recognition.


Chuck Norris + World of Warcraft = Old Meme


This ad might as well feature a Tauren getting on some water-skis, because this has to be WoW's shark-jumping moment.

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Chuck Norris and Van Damme on the set of Expendables 2

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Continuing its tradition of being theoretically awesome but a chore to actually sit through, The Expendables franchise added two more aging action legends to the cast of its sequel back in September, and now the first pictures of Norris and JCVD have hit the web (via ComingSoon).


More Awesome Star Wars Improvements


We enjoyed this parody of the changes George Lucas made to the original Star Wars trilogy, but we had only begun to see what the internet could do with a three day weekend.


Chuck Norris Becomes Actual Texas Ranger

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Chuck Norris is by far and away the most famous Texas Ranger, which is saying a lot given Nolan Ryan's 5,714 career strikeouts.


3.14 The Cooler

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Julissa Seven Alternatives To The Apple iPad [Crunch Gear] Should People Have Guns at Starbucks.


Hasbro, Make This Chuck Norris Figure Stat!


Customizer Optimus Scourge over at ToyArk posted these amazing images of a custom Chuck Norris figure that fits right in with the rest of the 3 3/4-inch G.



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Folks, sometimes we here at FilmDrunk like to take a time out from movie news to ponder the big questions.



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Here at FilmDrunk, instead of working on the weekends, we suggest you go back and re-read the best posts of the week.

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