#Arnold Schwarzenegger

Expendables 2 Trailer: Arnold Schwarzenegger beats up a smart car

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The Expendables 2 just released a full-length trailer, which you can watch below, and I'm having trouble deciding which part I like the best.

Sly Stallone

Chuck Norris does Robocalls for Gingrich, says his dad could beat up your dad

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I've said it Here's the transcript: "As my wife Jean and I watched the GOP debate and went to the website, we were trying to decide which of the candidates would be best to do head-to-head combat with President Obama," says Norris in the call.

#PARKS AND RECREATION

Ron Swanson Has An IMDb Page

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Just a few short days after <a href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/duke+silver" target="blank">the rise of Duke Silver</a> our friends at <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/mandiea/ron-swanson-is-on-imdb-82u" target="_blank">Buzzfeed</a> have tipped us off to the internet's favorite mustached anti-hero <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0841861/" target="_blank">having his own IMDb page</a> with writing credits for a handful of Chuck Norris mid-nineties classics, such as Walker, Texas Ranger, Overkill, and Top Dog.

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Real-life Chuck Norris is still kind of a douche

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The gap between actual Chuck Norris and the fake Chuck Norris of the internet has always been a pretty wide one, and almost every news story about him is the equivalent of seeing a honey badger in real life and it turns out to be a koala wearing panties.

#TRAILERS

Expendables 2 has a trailer

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The Expendables 2 has a trailer out, and it's great if all you were looking for was two-second shots of all the characters.

#PRO WRESTLING

Cyber Monday Morning Links

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It's Cyber Monday, everybody, and you know what that means.

POSTERS

Alternate Posters for the Expendables

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It's a slow news day, so I thought that under the circumstances, this alternate poster for The Expendables 2 that <a href="http://widget.uproxx.com/b/3/https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/375733_2161959734056_1398465458_31868582_1750571080_n.jpg" target="_blank">"johnymyko"</a> left in the comments section of my<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/11/this-week-in-posters-5" target="_blank"> This Week in Posters</a> post warranted recognition.

WORLD OF WARCRAFT

Chuck Norris + World of Warcraft = Old Meme

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This ad might as well feature a Tauren getting on some water-skis, because this has to be WoW's shark-jumping moment.

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Chuck Norris and Van Damme on the set of Expendables 2

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Continuing its tradition of being theoretically awesome but a chore to actually sit through, The Expendables franchise added two more aging action legends to the cast of its sequel <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/09/chuck-norris-and-jcvd-join-expendables-2" target="_blank">back in September</a>, and now the first pictures of Norris and JCVD have hit the web (via <a href="http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=84103" target="_blank">ComingSoon</a>).

#Mashups

More Awesome Star Wars Improvements

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We enjoyed <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/gammasquad/2011/09/star-wars-blu-ray-edits-alternate-scenes-parody-beavis-and-butthead">this parody</a> of the <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/gammasquad/2011/09/list-of-star-wars-edits-george-lucas-spoke-against-alterations">changes George Lucas made</a> to the original Star Wars trilogy, but we had only begun to see what the internet could do with a three day weekend.

WALKER TEXAS RANGER

Chuck Norris Becomes Actual Texas Ranger

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Chuck Norris is by far and away the most famous Texas Ranger, which is saying a lot given Nolan Ryan's 5,714 career strikeouts.

FAINTING KITTIES

Chuck Norris vs. Fainting Kittens

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<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/norris_kittens.gif" target="_blank">CLICK TO ANIMATE</a> Chuck Norris vs.

#APPLE

3.14 The Cooler

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Julissa Seven Alternatives To The Apple iPad <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/2010/03/12/seven-alternatives-to-the-apple-ipad/">[Crunch Gear]</a> Should People Have Guns at Starbucks.

Hasbro

Hasbro, Make This Chuck Norris Figure Stat!

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Customizer Optimus Scourge over at <a href="http://www.toyark.com/custom-3-3-4-chuck-norris-7916/">ToyArk</a> posted these amazing images of a custom Chuck Norris figure that fits right in with the rest of the 3 3/4-inch G.

WALKER TEXAS RANGER

FRI FREE: HERCULES THROWS A BEAR INTO SPACE

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Folks, sometimes we here at FilmDrunk like to take a time out from movie news to ponder the big questions.

WATCHMEN

FILMDRUNK WEEK IN REVUE

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Here at FilmDrunk, instead of working on the weekends, we suggest you go back and re-read the best posts of the week.

PRESIDENT OF TEXAS

CHUCK NORRIS TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT OF TEXAS

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Catch the greased-up deaf guy: Ur doin it wrong.


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