“The Expendables 2″ Is Coming In August, Watch The Trailer Now

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All the fans of bullets and bad accents should gather around now.

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Expendables 2 Trailer: Arnold Schwarzenegger beats up a smart car

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The Expendables 2 just released a full-length trailer, which you can watch below, and I'm having trouble deciding which part I like the best.

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Chuck Norris does Robocalls for Gingrich, says his dad could beat up your dad

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I've said it Here's the transcript: "As my wife Jean and I watched the GOP debate and went to the website, we were trying to decide which of the candidates would be best to do head-to-head combat with President Obama," says Norris in the call.


Ron Swanson Has An IMDb Page


Just a few short days after <a href="" target="blank">the rise of Duke Silver</a> our friends at <a href="" target="_blank">Buzzfeed</a> have tipped us off to the internet's favorite mustached anti-hero <a href="" target="_blank">having his own IMDb page</a> with writing credits for a handful of Chuck Norris mid-nineties classics, such as Walker, Texas Ranger, Overkill, and Top Dog.

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Real-life Chuck Norris is still kind of a douche

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The gap between actual Chuck Norris and the fake Chuck Norris of the internet has always been a pretty wide one, and almost every news story about him is the equivalent of seeing a honey badger in real life and it turns out to be a koala wearing panties.


Expendables 2 has a trailer

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The Expendables 2 has a trailer out, and it's great if all you were looking for was two-second shots of all the characters.


Cyber Monday Morning Links

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It's Cyber Monday, everybody, and you know what that means.


Alternate Posters for the Expendables

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It's a slow news day, so I thought that under the circumstances, this alternate poster for The Expendables 2 that <a href="" target="_blank">"johnymyko"</a> left in the comments section of my<a href="" target="_blank"> This Week in Posters</a> post warranted recognition.


Chuck Norris + World of Warcraft = Old Meme


This ad might as well feature a Tauren getting on some water-skis, because this has to be WoW's shark-jumping moment.

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Chuck Norris and Van Damme on the set of Expendables 2

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Continuing its tradition of being theoretically awesome but a chore to actually sit through, The Expendables franchise added two more aging action legends to the cast of its sequel <a href="" target="_blank">back in September</a>, and now the first pictures of Norris and JCVD have hit the web (via <a href="" target="_blank">ComingSoon</a>).


More Awesome Star Wars Improvements


We enjoyed <a href="">this parody</a> of the <a href="">changes George Lucas made</a> to the original Star Wars trilogy, but we had only begun to see what the internet could do with a three day weekend.


Chuck Norris Becomes Actual Texas Ranger

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Chuck Norris is by far and away the most famous Texas Ranger, which is saying a lot given Nolan Ryan's 5,714 career strikeouts.


Chuck Norris vs. Fainting Kittens

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<a href="" target="_blank">CLICK TO ANIMATE</a> Chuck Norris vs.


3.14 The Cooler

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Julissa Seven Alternatives To The Apple iPad <a href="">[Crunch Gear]</a> Should People Have Guns at Starbucks.


Hasbro, Make This Chuck Norris Figure Stat!


Customizer Optimus Scourge over at <a href="">ToyArk</a> posted these amazing images of a custom Chuck Norris figure that fits right in with the rest of the 3 3/4-inch G.



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Folks, sometimes we here at FilmDrunk like to take a time out from movie news to ponder the big questions.



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Here at FilmDrunk, instead of working on the weekends, we suggest you go back and re-read the best posts of the week.

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