#Supercuts

The Chuck Norris Supercut To End All Chuck Norris Supercuts Is Here

Hey, remember when everyone was making jokes about how Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door, pee his name into concrete, and cure cancer with his tears (if only he would cry).

MORNING LINKS

Chuck Norris Presents Chuck Norris in 'Chuck Norris' (Morning Links)

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[via ScreenJunkies] MORNING LINKS Come watch me do Twitter-based comedy tomorrow in San Francisco.

VIDEOS

“The Expendables 2″ Is Coming In August, Watch The Trailer Now

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All the fans of bullets and bad accents should gather around now.

#Arnold Schwarzenegger

Expendables 2 Trailer: Arnold Schwarzenegger beats up a smart car

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The Expendables 2 just released a full-length trailer, which you can watch below, and I'm having trouble deciding which part I like the best.

Sly Stallone

Chuck Norris does Robocalls for Gingrich, says his dad could beat up your dad

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I've said it Here's the transcript: "As my wife Jean and I watched the GOP debate and went to the website, we were trying to decide which of the candidates would be best to do head-to-head combat with President Obama," says Norris in the call.

#PARKS AND RECREATION

Ron Swanson Has An IMDb Page

Just a few short days after the rise of Duke Silver our friends at Buzzfeed have tipped us off to the internet's favorite mustached anti-hero having his own IMDb page with writing credits for a handful of Chuck Norris mid-nineties classics, such as Walker, Texas Ranger, Overkill, and Top Dog.

unnecessary sequels

Real-life Chuck Norris is still kind of a douche

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The gap between actual Chuck Norris and the fake Chuck Norris of the internet has always been a pretty wide one, and almost every news story about him is the equivalent of seeing a honey badger in real life and it turns out to be a koala wearing panties.

#TRAILERS

Expendables 2 has a trailer

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The Expendables 2 has a trailer out, and it's great if all you were looking for was two-second shots of all the characters.

#PRO WRESTLING

Cyber Monday Morning Links

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It's Cyber Monday, everybody, and you know what that means.

POSTERS

Alternate Posters for the Expendables

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It's a slow news day, so I thought that under the circumstances, this alternate poster for The Expendables 2 that "johnymyko" left in the comments section of my This Week in Posters post warranted recognition.

WORLD OF WARCRAFT

Chuck Norris + World of Warcraft = Old Meme

This ad might as well feature a Tauren getting on some water-skis, because this has to be WoW's shark-jumping moment.

terry crews

Chuck Norris and Van Damme on the set of Expendables 2

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Continuing its tradition of being theoretically awesome but a chore to actually sit through, The Expendables franchise added two more aging action legends to the cast of its sequel back in September, and now the first pictures of Norris and JCVD have hit the web (via ComingSoon).

#Mashups

More Awesome Star Wars Improvements

We enjoyed this parody of the changes George Lucas made to the original Star Wars trilogy, but we had only begun to see what the internet could do with a three day weekend.

WALKER TEXAS RANGER

Chuck Norris Becomes Actual Texas Ranger

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Chuck Norris is by far and away the most famous Texas Ranger, which is saying a lot given Nolan Ryan's 5,714 career strikeouts.

#APPLE

3.14 The Cooler

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Julissa Seven Alternatives To The Apple iPad [Crunch Gear] Should People Have Guns at Starbucks.

Hasbro

Hasbro, Make This Chuck Norris Figure Stat!

Customizer Optimus Scourge over at ToyArk posted these amazing images of a custom Chuck Norris figure that fits right in with the rest of the 3 3/4-inch G.


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