THE AVENGERS

David Hasselhoff Thinks He Was A Better Nick Fury Than Samuel L. Jackson

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If you’ve never seen the 1998 made-for-TV movie Nick Fury: Agent of SHIELD, then I suggest you stop whatever you’re doing (after you finish reading this, natch) and watch it, because it is a glorious piece of nonsense.

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Finally, David Hasselhoff Is Going To Star On Germany’s Celebrity Big Brother

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According to two tabloids, David Hasselhoff will star on Germany's version of Celebrity Big Brother, because Germany loves David Hasselhoff.

#FOOD

Nestlé Is Giving Hot Pockets A 30th Anniversary Makeover

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Nestlé is giving Hot Pockets a new look and better ingredients to appeal to the more picky generation of foodies and moms with eyes for nutrition.

TWILIGHT SAGA NEW MOON

Honest Trailer: 'Twilight: New Moon' (Morning Links)

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[via Screen Junkies] MORNING LINKS Mitt Romney saw Twilight with his wife |Film Drunk| Joe Sinclito (AKA Joe King) returns with more of his movie pitches.

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Let's Check In With David Hasselh-… aaaaaaaaand He's Sitting On KITT While Dressed Like A Pirate

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Here are some pictures of David Hasselhoff dressed like a pirate while sitting on the car from "Knight Rider." Naturally.

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‘The State’ Alum Robert Ben Garant To Direct Baywatch Movie

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When I read that there was actually (and, well, finally) a Baywatch movie in production, I unleashed a groan that shook Mother Earth to her very core.

unnecessary sequels

The sad, strange saga of Beverly Hills Ninja 2, starring David Hasselhoff

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The Hollywood Reporter today has one of those stories that sheds light on the scummy underbelly of Hollywood, where shady producers and once wide-eyed rubes sue each other over bounced checks and broken promises, all because they couldn't agree on who should control a project.

#TRAILERS

Piranha 3DD Trailer: Piranhas at a water park

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Piranha 3DD has a trailer and you can watch it below.

#video games

The Hoff Wants to Conquer Video Games

Oh, stop whining, at least it's not the picture with the puppies.

RESCUE ME

GTFO, a ‘Baywatch’ Movie?

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Now that "Rescue Me" creator Peter Tolan is done honoring New York City firefighters, he's taken on a project that REALLY matters: writing a script for a "Baywatch" movie.

ITV

David Hasselhoff Fired Yet Again

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David Hasselhoff is a confused old drunk who has no business being in front of a camera, but he has a kind of kitschy charm, so he still gets TV jobs even though he was fired from "America's Got Talent," canceled by A&E, and booted off of "Dancing withe the Stars" before The Situation and Margaret Cho.

#SONS OF ANARCHY

David Hasselhoff to Guest Star in… ‘Sons of Anarchy’?

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If you ever want a good laugh, check out David Hasselhoff's IMDb page: 30 years of "The Young and the Restless," several "Baywatch" variants, and TV movies (who can remember 1998's Nick Fury: Agent of the Shield.

ice cream

Hasselhoff + Popsicle = Hoffsicle

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It's National Ice Cream Week, which means I finally don't have to feel bad about the half dozen empty Ben & Jerry's cartons littered around my couch.

Reality TV

A&E Cans Hasselhoff

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"The Hasselhoffs" debuted with back-to-back episodes on Sunday, and that was enough for A&E to decide that it didn't want to do that again, as the cable network has pulled the eight remaining episodes from its schedule.

Reality TV

David Hasselhoff Booted Hoff 'DWTS'

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A surprising result in last night's "Dancing with the Stars": David Hasselhoff was voted off the show.

WHITNEY CUMMINGS

How Pam Anderson’s lady parts are similar to M. Night Shyamalan

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I was planning to wait for a non-buttcam version of this joke to show up online, but it hasn't happened, so I'm posting it anyway.

#COMEDY CENTRAL

David Hasselhoff Got Roasted

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Comedy Central aired its roast of David Hasselhoff last night, and it was predictably cruel and tasteless, so of course I loved it.

#comic con

Comic Con Photo Essay Day 2

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Here's my photo essay for Comic-Con Day 2.


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