ice cream

Hasselhoff + Popsicle = Hoffsicle

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It's National Ice Cream Week, which means I finally don't have to feel bad about the half dozen empty Ben & Jerry's cartons littered around my couch.

Reality TV

A&E Cans Hasselhoff

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"The Hasselhoffs" debuted with back-to-back episodes on Sunday, and that was enough for A&E to decide that it didn't want to do that again, as the cable network has <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20101210/tv_nm/us_hasselhoff" target="_blank">pulled the eight remaining episodes from its schedule</a>.

Reality TV

David Hasselhoff Booted Hoff 'DWTS'

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A surprising result in last night's "Dancing with the Stars": David Hasselhoff was voted off the show.

WHITNEY CUMMINGS

How Pam Anderson’s lady parts are similar to M. Night Shyamalan

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I was planning to wait for a non-buttcam version of this joke to show up online, but it hasn't happened, so I'm posting it anyway.

#COMEDY CENTRAL

David Hasselhoff Got Roasted

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Comedy Central aired its roast of David Hasselhoff last night, and it was predictably cruel and tasteless, so of course I loved it.

#comic con

Comic Con Photo Essay Day 2

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Here's my photo essay for Comic-Con Day 2.

#comic con

Comic Con Video: David Hasselhoff’s party bus

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Just a mini-update for now: This was the David Hasselhoff party bus that pulled up out of nowhere as I was coming back from lunch.

#Viral Videos

THE AWESOME INTERNET DRUNK HALL OF FAME

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Everyone's big on rehab and cleaning up your act these days, but let's face it: drunk people are hilarious.

#COMEDY CENTRAL

Hasselhoff to Be in Easiest Roast Ever

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David Hasselhoff has agreed to be the subject of Comedy Central's next roast, which will tape this summer and air on August 15th.

KNIGHT RIDER

Jesus, Man. Get Some Help.

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Every couple of months, David Hasselfhoff gets hospitalized for drinking, and I need to break out the David-Hasselhoff-slinging-booze Photoshop here -- to the point that I'm surprised there isn't an actual photo that looks just like it (For the record, I prefer <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2010/05/happy-cinco-de-mayo-knight-rider-en-espanol/hasselhoff-mexican" target="_self">the Cinco de Mayo variant</a>).

KNIGHT RIDER

Happy Cinco de Mayo: ‘Knight Rider’ en Espanol

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In honor of Mexico's independence day, I share with you this well-traveled clip of "Knight Rider" in Spanish.

NBC

NBC FIRED SOMEONE CRAPPY FOR ONCE

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David Hasselhoff's contract with "America's Got Talent" wasn't renewed, and NBC will <a href="http://www.suntimes.com/entertainment/zwecker/1983770,CST-FTR-zp11.article" target="_blank">replace the drunken mess</a> with obsessive-compulsive mess Howie Mandel.

David Hasselhoff

HASSELHOFF DRUNK AGAIN, WITH VIDEO

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David Hasselhoff presented an award at last night's European Music Awards in Berlin, located in the country we can blame for his music career.

Reality TV

HASSELHOFF REALITY SHOW IN THE WORKS

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TMZ is reporting that David Hasselhoff is <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2009/10/19/the-hoff-david-hasselhoff-a-and-e/">close to finalizing a deal for a reality show</a> about the Hoff and his two daughters.

David Hasselhoff

HASSELHOFF WET THE BED, PUNCHED A DOCTOR

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David Hasselhoff has once again gotten so drunk that he needed hospitalization, and the details of his London bender are too spectacular and numerous for me to succinctly recount, so please do yourself the favor of reading <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/2674775/David-Hasselhoff-taken-to-hospital-rehab-unit.html#ixzz0TRHPPmCs" target="_blank">The Sun's account</a> (emphasis added): A source close to the star said: "David is very hard to handle when he drinks, often very emotional and aggressive.

David Hasselhoff

BREAKING: HASSELHOFF DRUNK AGAIN

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The preeminent judge on "America's Got a Nasty Hangover" According to a report by <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2009/09/21/david-hasselhoffs-daughter-drunk-hospital-hayley/">TMZ</a>, inexplicable TV star David Hasselhoff was so drunk that he was hospitalized last night.

NBC

AMERICA’S GOT HASSELHOFF SUCKING

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"America's Got Talent" has been the ratings king of its time slot, and it's no wonder when you watch David Hasselhoff perform "Feeling Good.

Drunks

.39% ALCOHOL HASSLES THE HOFF’S BLOOD

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Can't remember where this picture came from.


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