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Let's Check In With David Hasselh-… aaaaaaaaand He's Sitting On KITT While Dressed Like A Pirate

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Here are some pictures of David Hasselhoff dressed like a pirate while sitting on the car from "Knight Rider." Naturally.

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‘The State’ Alum Robert Ben Garant To Direct Baywatch Movie

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When I read that there was actually (and, well, finally) a Baywatch movie in production, I unleashed a groan that shook Mother Earth to her very core.

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The sad, strange saga of Beverly Hills Ninja 2, starring David Hasselhoff

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The Hollywood Reporter today has one of those stories that sheds light on the scummy underbelly of Hollywood, where shady producers and once wide-eyed rubes sue each other over bounced checks and broken promises, all because they couldn't agree on who should control a project.


Piranha 3DD Trailer: Piranhas at a water park

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Piranha 3DD has a trailer and you can watch it below.

#video games

The Hoff Wants to Conquer Video Games


Oh, stop whining, at least it's not the picture with the puppies.


GTFO, a ‘Baywatch’ Movie?

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Now that "Rescue Me" creator Peter Tolan is done honoring New York City firefighters, he's taken on a project that REALLY matters: writing a script for a "Baywatch" movie.


David Hasselhoff Fired Yet Again

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David Hasselhoff is a confused old drunk who has no business being in front of a camera, but he has a kind of kitschy charm, so he still gets TV jobs even though he was fired from "America's Got Talent," canceled by A&E, and booted off of "Dancing withe the Stars" before The Situation and Margaret Cho.


David Hasselhoff to Guest Star in… ‘Sons of Anarchy’?

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If you ever want a good laugh, check out David Hasselhoff's IMDb page: 30 years of "The Young and the Restless," several "Baywatch" variants, and TV movies (who can remember 1998's Nick Fury: Agent of the Shield.

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Hasselhoff + Popsicle = Hoffsicle

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It's National Ice Cream Week, which means I finally don't have to feel bad about the half dozen empty Ben & Jerry's cartons littered around my couch.

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A&E Cans Hasselhoff

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"The Hasselhoffs" debuted with back-to-back episodes on Sunday, and that was enough for A&E to decide that it didn't want to do that again, as the cable network has pulled the eight remaining episodes from its schedule.

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David Hasselhoff Booted Hoff 'DWTS'

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A surprising result in last night's "Dancing with the Stars": David Hasselhoff was voted off the show.


How Pam Anderson’s lady parts are similar to M. Night Shyamalan

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I was planning to wait for a non-buttcam version of this joke to show up online, but it hasn't happened, so I'm posting it anyway.


David Hasselhoff Got Roasted

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Comedy Central aired its roast of David Hasselhoff last night, and it was predictably cruel and tasteless, so of course I loved it.

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Comic Con Photo Essay Day 2

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Here's my photo essay for Comic-Con Day 2.

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Comic Con Video: David Hasselhoff’s party bus

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Just a mini-update for now: This was the David Hasselhoff party bus that pulled up out of nowhere as I was coming back from lunch.

#Viral Videos


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Everyone's big on rehab and cleaning up your act these days, but let's face it: drunk people are hilarious.


Hasselhoff to Be in Easiest Roast Ever

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David Hasselhoff has agreed to be the subject of Comedy Central's next roast, which will tape this summer and air on August 15th.


Jesus, Man. Get Some Help.

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Every couple of months, David Hasselfhoff gets hospitalized for drinking, and I need to break out the David-Hasselhoff-slinging-booze Photoshop here -- to the point that I'm surprised there isn't an actual photo that looks just like it (For the record, I prefer the Cinco de Mayo variant).

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