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Bear Grylls Rappelled Down A Fiery Building To Promote His New Show. Kind of. (Not Really.)

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Let's check in with Bear Grylls aaaaaaaaaaaaaand he's rappelling down a huge building that has fake flames projected onto it while loud techno music plays.


Now John Oliver Is Going After Discovery Channel For Its Stupid Fake Shark Week Documentary

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John Oliver and "The Daily Show" have joined the angry mob that is taking Discovery Channel to task for their fake Megalodon Shark Week documentary.

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Wil Wheaton Rips Into The Discovery Channel For Ruining Shark Week

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Wil Wheaton was NOT happy that Discovery kicked off its sacred Shark Week with a fake documentary.


Please Take A Moment And Watch Tara Reid Try To Explain Whale Sharks On ‘Shark After Dark’

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"So I look up sharks on the Internet and I'm, like, 'WHALE SHARKS... so that must be when a whale and a shark have sex.' Then I think 'Well, how does a whale and a shark have sex?' And then I looked it up..."


Shark Week’s Facebook Page Is Filled With People Who Are Furious A Megalodon Documentary Was Fake

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Discovery Channel won't begin Shark Week with a fake documentary about Megalodon again, not after the reaction they received on Facebook.

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POP QUIZ: Title Of A 2013 Shark Week Program Or Title Of A Syfy Original Movie?

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Books and notebooks away. It's pop quiz time. Please identify whether these titles belong to a 2013 Shark Week program or a Syfy Original Movie.

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Discovery Channel Has Booked Paul Walker For A New Shark Week Special

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Shark Week veteran Paul Walker will appear again this year, in a special title "Spawn of Jaws" about the life cycle of the Great White shark.


The NYPD Shot Down Nik Wallenda’s Skyscraper-To-Skyscraper Tightrope Idea

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Wallenda had tossed out the idea of setting up a tightrope between the Chrysler and Empire State buildings, but the NYPD said it would be too dangerous.


Last Night's TV MVP: The Person In Charge Of Blurring Discovery's 'Naked & Afraid'

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Person in charge of blurring the nudity on Discovery Channel's "Naked & Afraid," we salute you.


Three Members Of Discovery Channel’s ‘Storm Chasers’ Were Killed By The Oklahoma Tornadoes

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R.I.P. to the three members of "Storm Chasers" who were killed on Friday by tornadoes.


‘Naked And Afraid’ Star Explains How She Caught Fish With Her ‘Private Parts’

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Discovery Channel's "Naked and Afraid" will fulfill all your vagina fishing needs.


Discovery Channel Is Going To Air A Live Tightrope Walk Across The Grand Canyon

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Nik Wallenda, the "King of the High Wire," is going to try to cross the Grand Canyon on a tightrope, and Discovery Channel will air it live.


The Discovery Channel Crashed A Plane Last Night, Because, I Dunno, Science?

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Last night on the series premiere of the Discovery Channel show 'Curiosity,' the cable network worked with an award-winning production studio to crash an actual Boeing 727 because f-ck you crashing sh-t is cool GO USA. Also, for science. But mostly that first thing.


A Show Titled ‘How Booze Built America’ Hosted By Mike Rowe? In

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There is going to be a show on the Discovery Channel titled 'How Booze Built America,' hosted by Mike Rowe (aka Outdoorsy Jon Hamm). This is a good thing.

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Shark Week Was Invented By Three Drunk Bros In A Bar

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Discovery Channel's Shark Week was invented 25 years ago by three executives who were brainstorming ideas at a bar after work.


Let's Celebrate Shark Week With Funny Pictures, Shall We?

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Shark Week is nearly over, and we aren't going to let an opportunity to post funny shark pictures pass us by.


Kurt Sutter’s New Reality Show Will Make ‘Sons of Anarchy’ Look Like ‘Sesame Street’

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"Sons of Anarchy" showrunner Kurt Sutter has signed on with the Discovery Channel to produce a gritty reality show about some of the world's most notorious gangs and criminal organizations -- told from the perspective of the criminals themselves -- and he is setting the bar mighty high.

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