Complex Magazine just put up an interview with and photo gallery of Sports Illustrated swimsuit model and Official Everywhere On The Internet poster girl Kate Upton, and despite my aversion toward animals as a food source I am undecided in my feelings toward animals as busty teenage modeling props, so I'm sharing it. Also, as the editor of a sports blog I am legally obligated to freak out every time this girl puts a new picture on the Internet. Legally obligated and gleefully cooperative.
Anyway, <a href="http://www.complex.com/girls/2011/08/kate-upton-hot-complex-gallery-interview-video">most of the interview</a> reads like it might if Kate was filling out a middle school worksheet about barnyard life:
Have you milked anything before.