GIANCARLO STANTON

The Marlins And Giancarlo Stanton Have Agreed To The Richest Contract In American Sports History

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The Marlins and Giancarlo Stanton have agreed to the richest contract in American sports history.

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So Hilarious, Sports Illustrated

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Actually, I give Sports Illustrated a lot of credit for going with that terrible pun on their cover, because I assume that it was meant tongue-in-cheek.

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The Dugout: It Came To Me In A Dream

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One of The Dugout's favorite recurring characters over the last seven years (holy crap) has been art dealer and owner of the Florida Miami Marlins Jeffrey Loria.

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Blogging Advice: Logan Morrison’s Twitter Is Not A Source

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Logan Morrison's Twitter bio reads To know me is to Tweet with me.

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Jon Heyman Is Such A Brave Crusader

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With the Major League Baseball winter meetings under way in Dallas, this surprisingly stagnant free agency period is hopefully about to get a lot more entertaining.

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The Dugout: Bienvenido Oz Miami

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Yesterday, we shared with you the news that beloved (cough) Chicago White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen has parted ways with the organization because he couldn't fly to Spain on their dime and wanted a bigger boat.

#LeBron James

Ozzie Guillen Is Taking His Talents To South Beach

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In baseball news you expect, but never really expect: Ozzie Guillen is expected to become the Marlins' new manager in exchange for infielder Osvaldo Martinez and a minor-league player, MLB.

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New Logo Idea: Alligator Holding Bat

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What you're looking at may or may not be the new Miami Marlins logo.

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This Is How Mr. Met Ended Up With A Baseball For A Head

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“I heard his mom screaming, looked back and blood was squirting out of his forehead,” said Mets second-basemen Justin Turner.

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Morning Links: Dude, What Are You Doing

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smdh Sports Santiago Casilla And The Worst Plate Appearance In Baseball History - A guy with no interest in batting gets on base because a pitcher can't throw three uncontested strikes.

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Just Call It 'Huffington Post Park' And Be Done With It

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Who's ready to pack up the ol' cooler and head down to Matsumura Fishworks & Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern Ballpark to see the Marlins.

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Nature is Cooler Than Baseball

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This is the most interesting part of a Florida Marlins 11-2 midseason victory over the Washington Nationals.

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The Dugout: Old Man and The Sea

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Major League Baseball in Florida has turned into my family.

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Dodger Stadium Almost Burned Down

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As if the Los Angeles Dodgers didn't have enough problems, what with the $400 million debt, terrible owners, dangerous Mexican gang member fans, and that whole being a half game out of last place, now people have to worry about being killed in blazing infernos at Dodger Stadium.

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The Dugout: Buster Posey, 1998-2011

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It's been almost six months in Internet time since Buster Posey went down to a debilitating "entire body" injury, and Giants fans want answers.

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Buster Posey Breaks Legs, Tears Ligaments, Dies, Goes to Heaven

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Adorable San Francisco Giants catcher Buster Posey was absolutely ENDED by Scott Cousins during a play at the plate last night, and the news keeps getting worse.

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The Dugout: Diamond Dishes

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From the illegal aliens working in the kitchens of baseball's biggest stars comes "Diamond Dishes," a cookbook written by the wife of the monstrous, colored-lenses troll who owns the Florida Marlins.

STUPID PEOPLE DOING STUPID THINGS

Hanley Ramirez, Step Away From the Hair Bleach

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Hanley Ramirez thought he needed a change of mirror scenery.

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This Week In Women Hit By Foul Balls

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While the world awaits the inevitable Tosh.


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