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So Hilarious, Sports Illustrated

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Actually, I give Sports Illustrated a lot of credit for going with that terrible pun on their cover, because I assume that it was meant tongue-in-cheek.


The Dugout: It Came To Me In A Dream

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One of <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/tag/the-dugout">The Dugout's</a> favorite recurring characters over the last seven years (holy crap) has been art dealer and owner of the Florida Miami Marlins Jeffrey Loria.


Blogging Advice: Logan Morrison’s Twitter Is Not A Source

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Logan Morrison's Twitter bio reads To know me is to Tweet with me.


Jon Heyman Is Such A Brave Crusader


With the Major League Baseball winter meetings under way in Dallas, this surprisingly stagnant free agency period is hopefully about to get a lot more entertaining.


The Dugout: Bienvenido Oz Miami

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Yesterday, we shared with you the news that beloved (cough) Chicago White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen has <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/09/ozzie-guillen-is-taking-his-talents-to-south-beach">parted ways with the organization</a> because he couldn't fly to Spain on their dime and wanted a bigger boat.


Ozzie Guillen Is Taking His Talents To South Beach

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In baseball news you expect, but never really expect: Ozzie Guillen is expected to become the Marlins' new manager in exchange for infielder Osvaldo Martinez and a minor-league player, MLB.


New Logo Idea: Alligator Holding Bat

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What you're looking at may or may not be the new Miami Marlins logo.


This Is How Mr. Met Ended Up With A Baseball For A Head

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“I heard his mom screaming, looked back and blood was squirting out of his forehead,” said Mets second-basemen Justin Turner.


Morning Links: Dude, What Are You Doing

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smdh Sports Santiago Casilla And The Worst Plate Appearance In Baseball History - A guy with no interest in batting gets on base because a pitcher can't throw three uncontested strikes.


Just Call It 'Huffington Post Park' And Be Done With It

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Who's ready to pack up the ol' cooler and head down to Matsumura Fishworks & Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern Ballpark to see the Marlins.


Nature is Cooler Than Baseball

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This is the most interesting part of a Florida Marlins 11-2 midseason victory over the Washington Nationals.


The Dugout: Old Man and The Sea

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Major League Baseball in Florida has turned into my family.


Dodger Stadium Almost Burned Down

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As if the Los Angeles Dodgers didn't have enough problems, what with the $400 million debt, terrible owners, dangerous Mexican gang member fans, and that whole being a half game out of last place, now people have to worry about being killed in blazing infernos at Dodger Stadium.


The Dugout: Buster Posey, 1998-2011

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It's been almost six months in Internet time since Buster Posey went down to a debilitating <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/05/buster-posey-breaks-legs-tears-ligaments-dies-goes-to-heaven">"entire body" injury</a>, and Giants fans want answers.


Buster Posey Breaks Legs, Tears Ligaments, Dies, Goes to Heaven

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Adorable San Francisco Giants catcher Buster Posey was absolutely ENDED by Scott Cousins during a play at the plate last night, and the news keeps getting worse.


The Dugout: Diamond Dishes

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From the illegal aliens working in the kitchens of baseball's biggest stars comes <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Diamond-Dishes-Kitchens-Baseballs-Biggest/dp/0762769629">"Diamond Dishes,"</a> a cookbook written by the wife of the monstrous, colored-lenses troll who owns the Florida Marlins.


Hanley Ramirez, Step Away From the Hair Bleach

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Hanley Ramirez thought he needed a change of mirror scenery.


This Week In Women Hit By Foul Balls

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While the world awaits the inevitable Tosh.


Strasburg Gets Pummeled In DC After Return From DL

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Stephen Strasburg went on the DL two weeks ago with a swollen vulva soreness in his shoulder.

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