Manny Ramirez Homers In First At Bat, And The Dominican Winter League Love He


Nothing like a Dominican Lou reference at 8 in the morning.


Manny Ramirez Quits The A's, Does These Drugs, Has Cancer Hair

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Manny Ramirez asked the Oakland Athletics to release him from his minor league contract on Friday, and they obliged.


The Dugout: The Comeback Pool

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After a brief hiatus caused by me doing this goddamn comic strip seven years in a row without stopping and needing a break inactivity in the world of baseball, The Dugout is back and ready to tackle the tough issues, such as Manny Ramirez going swimming with a bunch of old people in a T.


My Husband Is Cousins With Marky Mark, And I’m Only A Little Retarded

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Reality TV's knockout combo of talking heads and inanimate 38-year old women has made "The Real Housewives Of ______" an easy joke, but when it's done right, it can be really, really right.


Manny Being Taiwanny


The first thing you hear in this video is "Manny-lammy-ray-soo", so it pretty much has to be the greatest of all Taiwanese animated video adaptations.


Manny Being Awful

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That lovable, wacky Manny Ramirez, always watching cartoons in his underwear in his GM's office, always taking secret pee breaks behind the outfield fence, always, uh, retiring from baseball to avoid drug scandals.


What I Think Selected Baseball Players Probably Smell Like

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Brandon and I were trading emails yesterday, discussing our respective regional weather calamities (me = underwater, him = on fire), when he asked if I could help him out with a feature or a couple posts today.


The Dugout: Frankruptcy!

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The Dodgers are bankrupt, and their situation isn't getting any better.


The Dugout: Nobody is Upset

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If real life carried hashtags, there would be a big #whitepeopleproblems at the end of every story about David Ortiz flipping his bat after a home run and pissing off the Yankees.


Manny Being Retired

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Manny Ramirez is retiring.


The Dugout: Beat L.A.

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Something's not quite right about baseball season this year.


Warm Stove League: An MLB Update

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Right now, there's a severe lack of MLB news.

#Kanye West

8.30 The Cooler

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D’Nika Romero Manny Ramirez Headed To The White Sox [LA Times] Brooklyn Decker Photoshoot For Access Magazine [DJ Mick] Seven Clutch Sports Movie Performances [TSJ] U.


Shooter McDirk

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All due respect to Ray Allen and Jimmy Chitwood and THIS KID, but a Mavs/Suns game gives us an opportunity to watch probably the two best shooters in the planet: Dirk Nowitzki and Steve Nash.



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The worst thing about all this failed PED test business is that ESPN becomes even less watchable than usual.



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People are clamoring for the list of the 104 Major League players that tested positive for steroids in 2003 to be made public, but it will never happen.



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I read somewhere that basically said, "If Manny is this good, why would he ever do steroids.



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As Manny Ramirez finishes his 50-game suspension, the Dodgers are being warned to keep Ramirez out of the Dodgers clubhouse, so sayeth the LA Times.

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