THE BIBLE

Manny Ramirez Quits The A's, Does These Drugs, Has Cancer Hair

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Manny Ramirez asked the Oakland Athletics to release him from his minor league contract on Friday, and they obliged.

TOO MANY SIMPSONS REFERENCES

The Dugout: The Comeback Pool

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After a brief hiatus caused by me doing this goddamn comic strip seven years in a row without stopping and needing a break inactivity in the world of baseball, The Dugout is back and ready to tackle the tough issues, such as <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/got-manny-ramirez-comeback-pool-112117376.html">Manny Ramirez going swimming with a bunch of old people</a> in a T.

Reality TV

My Husband Is Cousins With Marky Mark, And I’m Only A Little Retarded

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Reality TV's knockout combo of talking heads and inanimate 38-year old women has made "The Real Housewives Of ______" an easy joke, but when it's done right, it can be really, really right.

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Manny Being Taiwanny

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The first thing you hear in this video is "Manny-lammy-ray-soo", so it pretty much has to be the greatest of all Taiwanese animated video adaptations.

TMZ

Manny Being Awful

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That lovable, wacky Manny Ramirez, always watching cartoons in his underwear in his GM's office, always taking secret pee breaks behind the outfield fence, always, uh, retiring from baseball to avoid drug scandals.

WHOO THAT SMELLS

What I Think Selected Baseball Players Probably Smell Like

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Brandon and I were trading emails yesterday, discussing our respective regional weather calamities (me = underwater, him = on fire), when he asked if I could help him out with a feature or a couple posts today.

THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR

The Dugout: Frankruptcy!

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The Dodgers are bankrupt, and their situation isn't getting any better.

THE DUGOUT

The Dugout: Nobody is Upset

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If real life carried hashtags, there would be a big <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/boston/mlb/news/story?id=6643963">#whitepeopleproblems</a> at the end of every story about David Ortiz flipping his bat after a home run and pissing off the Yankees.

THE COOLER

4.11 The Cooler

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/?p=182513"> LLove Jersey Shore Cast Members Will Earn Six-Figures Next Season <a href="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2011/04/jersey_shore_4.html">[Vulture]</a> Soulja Boy Vs.

THE DUGOUT

The Dugout: Beat L.A.

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Something's not quite right about baseball season this year.

MLB

Warm Stove League: An MLB Update

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Right now, there's a severe lack of MLB news.

#Kanye West

8.30 The Cooler

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/08/manny-ramirez-headed-to-the-white-sox"> D’Nika Romero Manny Ramirez Headed To The White Sox <a href="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/dodgers/2010/08/manny-ramirez-headed-to-the-white-sox.html">[LA Times]</a> Brooklyn Decker Photoshoot For Access Magazine <a href="http://www.djmick.co.uk/girls/brooklyn-decker-access-magazine-sept-2010/">[DJ Mick]</a> Seven Clutch Sports Movie Performances <a href="http://www.thesmokingjacket.com/entertainment/top-sports-movie-performances">[TSJ]</a> U.

THE 2003 STEROID LIST

ESPN’S PED TALK MAKES MY BUTT SORE

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The worst thing about all this failed PED test business is that ESPN becomes even less watchable than usual.

THE 2003 STEROID LIST

DAVID ORTIZ TESTED POSITIVE? WHATEVER

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People are clamoring for the list of the 104 Major League players that tested positive for steroids in 2003 to be made public, but it will never happen.

MLB

MANNY RAMIREZ IS GOOD AT BASEBALL

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I read <a href="http://larrybrownsports.com/baseball/video-manny-ramirez-hits-bobblehead-grand-slam-warming/8293">somewhere</a> that basically said, "If Manny is this good, why would he ever do steroids.

steroids

BTW, MANNY ‘DIDN’T RAPE NOBODY.’ SO THERE

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As Manny Ramirez finishes his 50-game suspension, the Dodgers are being warned to keep Ramirez out of the Dodgers clubhouse, so sayeth the <a href="http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-spw-manny-ramirez11-2009jun11,0,1659205.story">LA Times</a>.

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Vote For Manny!

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Watching Sports Center yesterday, the anchors were up in arms due to the fact that Manny Ramirez was fourth in MLB's All-Star voting for NL outfielders.

MLB All Star Game

FANS STILL WANT MANNY AS AN ALL-STAR PICK?

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LA Dodgers outfielder Manny Ramirez will be finished with his 50-game suspension by the time MLB's All-Star Game rolls into St.


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