METH

Florida Woman Arrested For Shooting Missile Into Car Has The Most Florida Name Imaginable

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A woman with the most Florida name in history has been arrested for "shooting into or throwing deadly missiles into" an occupied car.

Crime

Cool Off With The Story Of The Ice Cream Man Busted For Selling Meth Out Of His Ice Cream Truck

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This man decided to sell a bit more than ice cream to his local neighborhood.

DASH CAM

Oklahoma Offers Us The Dumbest, Most Hilariously Homophobic Meth Arrest Video Of The Year

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Two Oklahoma men were arrested for meth after a traffic stop, and they didn't realize that the dash cam recorded their stupid plan.

LAS VEGAS

Guess What Happened When A Meth Head Tried To Rob A Bunch Of Australian Strippers?

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Las Vegas police arrested a man who hilariously attempted to rob an Australian male review called “Thunder from Down Under” at the Excalibur.

WALMART

Everyone’s Favorite Meth-Smoking Incest Enthusiast Found Yet Another Way To Get Thrown In Jail

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Charlene Ellet, who famously made out with her brother in jail after being arrested for shoplifting and meth possession, is back in jail.

#BREAKING BAD

A Florida Man Was Busted With $1 Million Worth Of Meth And A Walter White Doll

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After federal agents discovered $1 million worth a meth in a Florida man's home, a Walter White doll was also found in his truck.

BODYBUILDERS

The Popular Bodybuilding Supplement ‘Craze’ Is Actually A ‘Close Cousin Of Meth’

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According to a new study, the bodybuilding supplement Craze has an ingredient that closely resembles methamphetamine.

News

Real Life ‘Breaking Bad': Middle School Tutor With Stage III Cancer Arrested In Meth Bust

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In a case of real life mimicking "Breaking Bad," a Massachusetts tutor suffering from stage III cancer was arrested in a meth bust.

DRUGS

Meth: The Pharmaceutical Ad

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A new study out of Taiwan has shown that methamphetamines may help fight the flu, prompting one major drug company to spring into action.

CHILLING OUT MAXING RELAXING ALL COOL

Breaking Bad IRL, The Chillest Cat Ever, And Links

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Today's links, featuring a very chillaxed cat sitting like a person and a craft store honing in on Walter White's territory.

GAS HUFFING

Methed-up gas huffer calling herself The Karate Kid tries to bite police

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A methed-up gas huffer reportedly told police that she was "The Karate Kid" before trying to bite them and getting tazed twice in South Carolina this week (you feel that breeze just now.

bath salts

The CDC Reminds Us Zombies Aren't Real, Still Runs A 'Zombie Preparedness' Website

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<a href="http://www.uproxx.com/gammasquad/2012/06/cdc-zombie-apocalypse-statement/olympus-digital-camera-14" rel="attachment wp-att-68061"></a>Keep calm and carry on.

funny

'Find My iPad' App Leads Police Tracking Stolen iPad To 780 Pounds of Meth

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<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/5885303390_b43ede25e5.jpg"></a>It's an axiom that rich people do not frivolously spend their money, but rather hang onto it.

METH

Time to Rethink Your Business Plan — Guy Becomes Drug Kingpin in Order to Start a Comic Book Shop

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Last week we brought you the tale of a guy finding a <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/gammasquad/2012/02/occasionally-being-a-nerd-pays-off-eventually-man-inherits-box-of-comics-worth-millions" target="_blank">3.5 million dollar stash of comics</a> in his great uncle's basement.


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