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So Long, Jerry Sandusky

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Former Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-57459514-504083/jerry-sandusky-convicted-judge-denied-sandusky-lawyers-request-to-resign-before-trial/">was convicted Saturday on 45 of 48 counts</a> of sexual abuse, misconduct, and a variety of other terrible, despicable, and truly heinous charges, which means that, barring an appeal miracle, the 68-year old will rot in jail until the day that he dies.

TITANIC

China Censored Kate Winslet's Boobs In Titanic 3D

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As <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/04/weekend-movie-guide-american-reunion-and-titanic-should-have-the-same-endings">previously noted</a>, James Cameron decided that he needed another $500 million to fund his future conquest of the Snorks and the lost city of Atlantis so he re-released Titanic last week in a special new 3D version.

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Japanese Keep Finding New Ways To Use Technology For Sexual Perversion

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We really hate to play to stereotypes, but Japan was, after all, the country that had such a problem with upskirt photos that <a href="http://www.cultofmac.com/2356/to-prevent-upskirts-japanese-iphone-3g-always-alerts-when-taking-photos/">they passed a law requiring all cell phones to make a shutter sound when a photo is taken</a>, even on "silent mode.

VOLLEYBALL

Man Arrested For Filming Volleyball Slumber Party, Was Not Wearing With Leather Shirt

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What started as a simple case of a pervert trying to get his freak on has turned into a life-ruining experience for one Seattle husband.

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Peephole are Insensitive

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I don't like to just regurgitate what I see on <a href="http://deadspin.com/5814590/dumb-kid-tells-erin-andrews-hes-going-to-watch-her-video-erin-andrews-tells-dumb-kid-off">Deadspin</a>, but this video of Erin Andrews shutting down a heckler by just sort of talking to him needs to be seen by as many people as possible.

SOCCER

He Once Got Busy in a Burger King Bathroom

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61-year old Lakeland High School girls soccer coach Joseph Kovaleski has been arrested for repeatedly exposing his genitals and fondling himself in front of Burger King employees.

PUBLIC MASTURBATION

Florida Man Has An Itch Only A High School Cheerleader Can Scratch

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That looker to the right is 50-year old Rafael Escamilla, a Florida resident who was recently on his way to Lewiston, Idaho to visit family, when he took a slight detour to jail.

SEX OFFENDERS

New Pervert Job: Volunteer High School Bowling Coach

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Now I’m no expert judge of character by any means, but if a dude shows up at a high school volunteering to be a bowling coach, free of charge – well, there’s a pretty good chance that dude’s gonna end up being a perv.

perverts

Erin Andrews Will Sue You So Hard

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Fat Cat does not appreciate perversion of any kind.

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IT’S PERVERTED BASKETBALL COACH DAY ON WL

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Yet another high school basketball coach is in hot water for doing a bad thing with his ding-a-ling.

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BELICHICK ON MANNING: KIND OF A P—Y

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The Pats and Colts meet on Sunday Night in what is almost certainly Peter King’s “alone in the control room with no pants on” game of the week.


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