Posts Tagged: RACING

Animals

Terrible Kentucky Derby Horse Names

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"Orb" is a cool name for a racehorse.

AUTO RACING

Danica Patrick Wants To See Hockey Fights, Is Suddenly Great At Hockey

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Danica Patrick was first woman to start on the pole at the Daytona 500, led a lap and finished in 8th place.

AUTO RACING

A Race Car Driver Was Saved From A Fiery Crash By A Man In A Nickelback Shirt

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It was a scary scene for one driver and racing fans during a recent event at the Boone Speedway in Boone, Iowa.

AUTO RACING

A Man Shot Himself At The NRA 500, Because Of Course He Did

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It's very difficult to share a news story that starts with, "a man shot himself at the NRA 500," and give it the proper gravity.

BATHROOMS

Faucet Sounds Just Like Race Car

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Have you ever heard a faucet that sounds like it could compete in a Formula One race.

AUTO RACING

NASCAR Fans Vs. Taiwan Animation, A Battle For The Ages

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Next Media Animation's "Taiwan Animation" of the Daytona crash has all the absurdity and hyperbole you'd expect -- fans being killed and turned into cheering ghosts, all the cars being Toyota Corollas because they don't have a stock car stock animation, NASCAR literally erasing the video from YouTube -- but the best part is easily the fact that nobody at NMA thought, "hey, it's probably a bad idea to ask NASCAR fans what they think of this insulting, wacky parody video made by Asians.

2013 WASTE MANAGEMENT PHOENIX OPEN

Go Home, Caddy, You’re Drunk

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And now, the most important sports moment of the weekend: In the third round of the 2013 Waste Management Phoenix Open, brothers Brent and Kip Henley race to the green at the 16th hole and Brent takes a tumble.

ALEXIS DEJORIA

This Week In 'Seriously?': Drag Racer Alexis DeJoria Is Engaged To Jesse James

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You know when your favorite sports team sucks and you’re like halfway through the season, so the owner fires the head coach and names some random schmuck the interim coach.

Explosions

Todd Lesenko’s Car Explodes (Slow Motion)

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Todd Lesenko's engine explodes, sending the top of his funny car flying into the air during during qualifying for the Auto Club NHRA Finals.

AUTO RACING

If You Missed The Good Sam Roadside Assistance 500, Here’s A 25-Car Pile-Up

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Here's a lesson to the people in charge of NASCAR: Don't call something the "Roadside Assistance 500" unless you're ready for 500 people needing roadside assistance.

JAPAN

Will Blast Processing Help Danica Patrick Be A Better Driver?

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I'm just slumming it on the sports blog until they <a href="http://gammasquad.uproxx.com/2012/05/the-funny-sexy-and-awesome-cosplay-of-dallas-comic-con-2012#page/1" target="_blank">make me full-time over at Gamma Squad</a>, so I'm excited to announce that NASCAR beauty Danica Patrick will be appearing alongside Sonic the Hedgehog in the upcoming multi-platform kart racer Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed.

AUTO RACING

People Don't Think You're An Athlete Because You Drive A Car? Fight Them

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Jeffrey Earnhardt, grandson of "The Intimidator" Dale Earnhardt and nephew of "Not As Intimidating But He's In Jeans Commercials" Dale Earnhardt, Jr.

CRASHES

Danica Patrick Wants Racing To Be Easier

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This year's Daytona 500 was undoubtedly one of the strangest in recent memory.

AUTO RACING

Dover International Speedway Widens Seats To Make Room For AMERICA

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Whenever I get low on The American Spirit, I can always count on <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6853765/Dover-International-Raceway-finally-takes-a-good-hard-look-at-NASCAR-fans-decides-to-widen-seats-by-four-inches">Fark</a> and the fine men and other men of <a href="http://espn.go.com/racing/nascar/story/_/id/7403381/dover-international-speedway-widen-grandstand-seats">ESPN NASCAR</a> to dip said spirit in flour, deep fry it and shove it down my throat.

ADULTS ACTING LIKE CHILDREN

Put Away Those Boobs, Ladies, Kasey Kahne Is Trying To Shop

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In today's hottest "NASCAR driver might not have a great perspective on the world" news, driver Kasey Kahne offended every single human woman on Twitter when he saw a lady breastfeeding her child at the grocery store and jumped on the Internet to complain about it.

JEFF GORDON

The World’s Fastest Christian, Breakdancing To The Godzilla Soundtrack

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I thought he was just a cereal box model, but apparently Jeff Gordon is a champion race car driver and B-Boy.

crazy people

This Week In India Is F*cking Crazy: Check Out The ‘Well Of Death’

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When I was in college, I bought a 1987 Ford Bronco that was possibly the biggest death trap that I’ve ever driven.


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