#Animals

Pigeon Uses Backflip to Avoid Formula One Car

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A bird has a close call with an F1 car at the Monaco Grand Prix, but deftly avoids disaster with a quick backflip.

#Animals

Terrible Kentucky Derby Horse Names (Vol. 2)

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A racehorse called "Retweeted By Mark McGrath" will probably never win the Triple Crown.

#Animals

Terrible Kentucky Derby Horse Names

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"Orb" is a cool name for a racehorse.

SHOOT THE PUCK

Danica Patrick Wants To See Hockey Fights, Is Suddenly Great At Hockey

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Danica Patrick was first woman to start on the pole at the Daytona 500, led a lap and finished in 8th place.

RICHARD YAW

A Race Car Driver Was Saved From A Fiery Crash By A Man In A Nickelback Shirt

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It was a scary scene for one driver and racing fans during a recent event at the Boone Speedway in Boone, Iowa.

TEXAS MOTOR SPEEDWAY

A Man Shot Himself At The NRA 500, Because Of Course He Did

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It's very difficult to share a news story that starts with, "a man shot himself at the NRA 500," and give it the proper gravity.

RACING

Faucet Sounds Just Like Race Car

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Have you ever heard a faucet that sounds like it could compete in a Formula One race.

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NASCAR Fans Vs. Taiwan Animation, A Battle For The Ages

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Next Media Animation's "Taiwan Animation" of the Daytona crash has all the absurdity and hyperbole you'd expect -- fans being killed and turned into cheering ghosts, all the cars being Toyota Corollas because they don't have a stock car stock animation, NASCAR literally erasing the video from YouTube -- but the best part is easily the fact that nobody at NMA thought, "hey, it's probably a bad idea to ask NASCAR fans what they think of this insulting, wacky parody video made by Asians.

RACING

Go Home, Caddy, You’re Drunk

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And now, the most important sports moment of the weekend: In the third round of the 2013 Waste Management Phoenix Open, brothers Brent and Kip Henley race to the green at the 16th hole and Brent takes a tumble.

WHEN ATHLETES MARRY CELEBRITIES

This Week In 'Seriously?': Drag Racer Alexis DeJoria Is Engaged To Jesse James

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You know when your favorite sports team sucks and you’re like halfway through the season, so the owner fires the head coach and names some random schmuck the interim coach.

RACING

Todd Lesenko’s Car Explodes (Slow Motion)

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Todd Lesenko's engine explodes, sending the top of his funny car flying into the air during during qualifying for the Auto Club NHRA Finals.

TONY STEWART

If You Missed The Good Sam Roadside Assistance 500, Here’s A 25-Car Pile-Up

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Here's a lesson to the people in charge of NASCAR: Don't call something the "Roadside Assistance 500" unless you're ready for 500 people needing roadside assistance.

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Will Blast Processing Help Danica Patrick Be A Better Driver?

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I'm just slumming it on the sports blog until they <a href="http://gammasquad.uproxx.com/2012/05/the-funny-sexy-and-awesome-cosplay-of-dallas-comic-con-2012#page/1" target="_blank">make me full-time over at Gamma Squad</a>, so I'm excited to announce that NASCAR beauty Danica Patrick will be appearing alongside Sonic the Hedgehog in the upcoming multi-platform kart racer Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed.

RACING

People Don't Think You're An Athlete Because You Drive A Car? Fight Them

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Jeffrey Earnhardt, grandson of "The Intimidator" Dale Earnhardt and nephew of "Not As Intimidating But He's In Jeans Commercials" Dale Earnhardt, Jr.

WOMEN BE CRASHING

Danica Patrick Wants Racing To Be Easier

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This year's Daytona 500 was undoubtedly one of the strangest in recent memory.


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