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No Future: Former WWE Developmental Star DT Porter Stabbed His Girlfriend To Death

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Pro wrestler Brian McGhee, better known by his ring name "DT Porter," competed in WWE's Florida Championship Wrestling developmental territory a few years ago and was nicknamed "The Future.

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Florida Cop Leaves Gun in Movie Theater Bathroom Where It's Found By 9-Year-Old Boy

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Man, don't you hate it when you take your gun off to take a huge dump and then you dump so good you end up crapping your short-term memory and forget your gun right there in the shitter.

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Florida Man Arrested For Allegedly Driving Drunk Inside A Walmart

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A homeless man named Timothy Carr entered a Brooksville, Florida, Walmart on Sunday night, grabbed an alcoholic beverage from a shelf, started boozing and took himself a little joyride on a motorized shopping cart, for which he received a DWI.

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Hulk Hogan Is Now Opening Tampa’s Most Incredible ‘Breastaurant’

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Hot off of the sex tape scandal that absolutely nobody on this planet ever asked for – except maybe the “It’s still real to me!” guy – TNA Impact Wrestling superstar/general manager Hulk Hogan has proudly announced his next big step in choking the life out of his cultural relevance.

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The 'Daily Show' Just Ripped Into Tampa, Florida Last Night, And it Was Great

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When I heard that the Daily Show would be traveling down to Tampa to cover the Republican convention I immediately became giddy with excitement over the barrage of Florida jokes sure to come. Last night's episode did not disappoint.


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