US OPEN

The Best Of The 2011 U.S. Open (Spoiler Alert: It’s All Brooklyn Decker)

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Andy Roddick has taken some time out from being America’s death rattle of men’s tennis success to openly voice his opinion on some matters that are near and dear to his heart.

U.S. OPEN

Behold Novak Djokovic’s Escape Pod

If you thought you'd figured out how Serbian tennis star Novak Djokovic ended up number one in the world, think again.

TENNIS

Andy Samberg Looks Like Old Tennis Players

Iconic sports photographer Walter Iooss, Jr.

WOMENS TENNIS

Why NBC Lost Wimbledon

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ESPN’s new 12-year, nearly $500 million deal to carry Wimbledon (all of Wimbledon, including the semi-finals and finals that were stuck on NBC) was caused by one simple thing -- Simona Halep's breast reduction.

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Seventies Tennis Just Got Awkward

The rivalry between Sweden's Björn Borg and New Yorker byway of West Germany John McEnroe is so storied it has its own Wikipedia Page.

WOMENS TENNIS

Addition by Subtraction

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Yesterday, 19-year old Simona Halep breezed through her first-round match against Serbia's Bojana Jovanovski at Wimbledon.

#Justin Bieber

Yo! Andrea Petkovic Raps

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In case you aren't familiar with Andrea Petkovic, she's a Bosnian Serb tennis player who moonwalks after she beats people and promises things like videos of her rapping if she gets x-amount of Facebook fans.

WOMENS TENNIS

Anna Kournikova’s New Job: Emasculating Fat People

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Gorgeous tennis-nobody turned gorgeous regular-nobody Anna Kournikova is set to return to American consciousness (and, no doubt, to every men's magazine known to man) as a "sports trainer" for the next season of "The Biggest Loser.

WOMENS TENNIS

Strong is Beautiful

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Womens tennis news has been pretty drab of late, what with Serena Williams being stalked, being told she deserved to be stalked for wearing sexy clothes by the Sporting News, and having to watch her sister sing 311 karaoke on a booze cruise.

TENNIS

Pro-Tip: Do Not Stalk Serena Williams

In a story that I sorta wish had ended with Serena Williams breaking somebody's neck with her legs, alleged stalker and possible Ocarina of Time boss Patenema Ouedraogo was caught on the grounds of Williams' home on Monday night, his pockets stuffed with love letters, and was arrested.

TENNIS

Serena Williams Looks Great

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So somebody took photos of Serena Williams on the beach this weekend, and all I think is that this person hates the world and wants to inflict unimaginable pain on us.

TENNIS

Baby Angers Tennis Player With Crying

Who wins in a matchup between a whiny baby and a whiny tennis player.

TENNIS

Buy This Game Or We Make Serena Get Naked

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There's a new ad for "Top Spin 4" out on Kotaku now, and the 2K Sports tennis sim has taken a new angle toward marketing: sex.

VENUS WILLIAMS

Venus Williams Karaoke is a Beautiful Disaster

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Tennis star Venus Williams surprised onlookers last week by wearing pants that completely covered her ass.

TENNIS

Rafael Nadal Is Making Us Look Bad

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Armani released its newest men’s underwear ad this week and it features men’s tennis superstar Rafael Nadal in just his jeans and manties, as he shows off his abs and whatever else it is that he thinks he should be proud of.

TENNIS

Serena Went To The Hospital

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American tennis star and noted Williams sister Serena Williams was spotted several times in a California hospital, and her people have confirmed that something really really bad happened.

TENNIS

Angry Birds Invade Aussie Open

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People have been discussing what's missing from men's tennis for some time.

TENNIS

No More American Dudes In Australian Open

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In case you don't feel like staying up late at night to watch the Australian Open (which I have no problem doing), some crappy history was made by America this year.


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