We've finally made it, folks.
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We've finally made it, folks.
Hot on the heels of <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/08/johnny-manziel-is-under-investigation-for-accepting-cash-for-autographs" target="_blank">ESPN’s Outside the Lines “sources”</a> that were in the same room as Texas A&M star quarterback Johnny Manziel when he signed a bunch of autographs for a guy, but never witnessed him accepting money for them, is a follow-up report by the Worldwide Leader that features a <a href="http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/9539990/broker-says-johnny-manziel-friend-halted-free-autograph-signings#comments" target="_blank">“prominent autograph broker on eBay”</a> claiming that Manziel would no longer sign autographs for him “without compensation.
ESPN’s number muncher and Playboy Playmate judge, jury and executioner Darren “Sh*t Biscuit” Rovell and someone named Justine Gubar, who probably has far less Twitter followers than Rovell, have <a href="http://m.espn.go.com/general/story?storyId=9537999&src=desktop&wjb" target="_blank">the scoop of the century</a>, you guys.
I put that image up top so you'd know I wasn't f**king around with that headline.
Over the weekend, reports that Texas A&M’s Heisman Trophy winner quarterback and righteous party animal Johnny Manziel had been kicked out of the 2013 Manning Passing Academy started spreading like wildfire.
Tupac Shakur once said "after every dark day comes a brighter tomorrow" or something to that effect.
Texas A&M quarterback and eventual Buffalo Bill Johnny Manziel found a winning formula with trainer George Whitfield last year, as the 20-year old became the first freshman to ever win the Heisman Trophy.
Behold, the glorious first pitch of Heisman Trophy winner Johnny Manziel.
If you missed this yesterday, it's a photo of Texas A&M quarterback and Heisman Trophy winner Johnny "Football" Manziel sporting a suspicious-looking Texas Longhorns tattoo on his ribcage.
Because people love to act outraged at everything, TMZ thought it was so shocking and incredible that Texas A&M quarterback and Heisman Trophy winner <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/01/johnny-manziel-underage-drinking-cotton-bowl">Johnny Manziel was photographed partying after he led the Aggies to a victory in the Cotton Bowl</a> to cap their remarkable 11-2 season.
Dude Perfect teamed up with Johnny "Football" Manziel for a trick shot video.
Well friends, pack up the hero worship and get the Heisman committee on the phone, because we have a big, old controversy for this year’s Heisman Trophy winner, Johnny Manziel, already.
At 11:05 pm, this tweet flashed across my Twitter timeline: Ohio State fans should start preparing for Archie Griffin to be known as "one of two players to win two Heisman Trophies" starting in 2014.
My favorite part of last night’s complete ass-kicking that the Oregon Ducks handed the Kansas State Wildcats was how ESPN’s announcing crew refused to even acknowledge the existence of the AT&T Cotton Bowl on Fox tonight.
Texas A&M star Johnny Manziel joined the likes of Robert Griffin III, Archie Griffin and Charles Woodson in one of the sporting world's most hallowed fraternities Saturday night: Heisman Trophy winners.
What you're looking at (courtesy of Jason Kirk at <a href="http://www.sbnation.com/2012/8/10/3233332/texas-am-sec-country-billboard-austin" target="_blank">SBN</a> by way of <a href="http://texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?topic_id=2128924&forum_id=5" target="_blank">TexasAgs.com</a>) may be one of the greater moments of trolling in college football history.
If you haven't seen <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/07/the-sec-sure-seems-fun-right-now" target="_blank">the original</a>, watch that one first.
Texas A&M and Missouri are currently in their honeymoon period before they begin playing in the new and even more improved SEC, and things are already to an, um, interesting start.
Because nobody learned from <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/12/congratulations-soulja-boy-youre-no-longer-the-worst-rapper-in-georgia" target="_blank">UGA's 'The Dawgs Are Comin' For You'</a>, here's a bunch of Texas A&M's least coordinated white people doing choreographed dances to a hip-hop anthem about campus locations and semi-national burrito chains in Lawrence Knox's 'Aggie Swag'.
Back in April, we shared with you a video of Sports Illustrated model and equestrian teen fantasy Kate Upton <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/04/someone-taught-kate-upton-how-to-dougie">doing "The Dougie"</a> at a game wherein a hot lady doing a dumb dance was the most memorable moment.