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China Censored Kate Winslet's Boobs In Titanic 3D

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As <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/04/weekend-movie-guide-american-reunion-and-titanic-should-have-the-same-endings">previously noted</a>, James Cameron decided that he needed another $500 million to fund his future conquest of the Snorks and the lost city of Atlantis so he re-released Titanic last week in a special new 3D version.

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The Masters Putt Putt Course: Tiger Woods Used To Be Good At This, Too

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I don't know, that shot to the twisty lighthouse looks fake.

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Humpday Mashup Dump

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Good afternoon you princes of Maine, you kings of New England, you stalkers of <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/gammasquad/2012/04/a-jiggly-scarlett-johansson-highlighted-in-the-first-clip-from-the-avengers">Scarlett Johansson</a>.

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Neil deGrasse Tyson Used the Power of Science to Force James Cameron to Change Titanic

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Titanic will soon be back in theatres, and aside from being converted into 3D it's pretty much going to be the same familiar big ball o' cheese it's always been.

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The Best Of #Titanic Lulz

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Easily my favorite thing about the movie Titanic is that it has been out for fifteen years and the internet has had plenty of time to make fun of it.

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A Leonardo DiCaprio impersonator and the world's best Groupon

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Thanks to FilmDrunkard Adam for sending us the heads up on this, which is easily the strangest Exclusive Ocean Voyage – North Atlantic "Titanic" DVD Signed by Leonardo DiCaprio Impersonator and 13-Day Ocean Voyage with Tour of "Titanic" From Deep Ocean Expeditions.

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Justin Bieber Rented Out The Staples Center to Watch Titanic

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Because you needed a reminder of why you’re a dick for giving your girlfriend cash on her birthday, pint-sized Canadian pop star Justin Bieber spoiled the bejesus out of his twin sister girlfriend Selena Gomez on Friday.

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A Full Back Tattoo Tribute To The Titanic? Why Not?!

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While most sorority girls and/or strippers would have settled for a butterfly, random stars, or Chinese letters that translate to “I hate my father,” Steve Hide had something a little different in mind when he went to get his newest tattoo.

#MEMES

Meme Watch: Draw Me Like One Of Your French Girls

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There's something about undermining the awkward and fabricated "romance" of the Titanic nude sketch scene that I find delightful, so give me a sprawled out fat guy coupled with <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/05/albert-brooks-talks-screenwriting-pet-peeves-makes-fun-of-titanic" target="_blank">crappy Rose and Jack dialogue</a> and my daily lulz quota is almost always satisfied.

#Mashups

Supercut: Count how many times they say “JACK!” and “ROSE!” in Titanic

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You might remember the other day when I <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/05/albert-brooks-talks-screenwriting-pet-peeves-makes-fun-of-titanic" target="_blank">posted a quote</a> from Albert Books telling Adam Carolla about one of his least favorite screenwriting tics -- when characters constantly, unrealistically address each other by name, just so we don't forget their names.

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Albert Brooks talks screenwriting pet peeves, makes fun of Titanic

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Legendary comedian and filmmaker (and brother of Super Dave) Albert Brooks was on the <a href="http://www.adamcarolla.com/ACPBlog/2011/05/23/albert-brooks/" target="_blank">Adam Carolla podcast</a> yesterday, and one of the great things about Albert Brooks is that he doesn't spend all his time kissing ass like the rest of these Hollywood phonies.

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JAMES CAMERON SAYS CLASH OF THE TITANS SUCKS

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Okay, okay, so he didn't use those exact words, but it was pretty close.

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AVATAR: #2 OF ALL TIME IN 20 DAYS

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Avatar has become the second-highest grossing movie of all time, earning $1,135,383,229 worldwide in just 20 days, knocking Lord of the Rings: Return of the King down to number three.

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JAMES CAMERON: ‘TITANIC WAS ABOUT F-YOU MONEY’

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My copy of this month's Playboy hasn't arrived yet, probably because my mailman is Puerto Rican and everyone knows those people steal.

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THE DARK KNIGHT IS SOMEWHAT LUCRATIVE

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If you can see the cape, the bitch fell off The Dark Knight passed the half-billion mark over the weekend.

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DARK KNIGHT NOW WORTH MORE THAN AFRICA

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The Dark Knight crossed the $400 million dollar mark yesterday, reaching the milestone in just 18 days, besting the previous fastest, Shrek 2, which took 43 days.


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