James Cameron puts Jack-Could’ve-Fit Gate to Rest Once and for All


By now you've probably seen this picture of all the different configurations in which Jack could've fit on that goddamned plank at the end of Titanic.


To Celebrate The Opening Of 'Battleship', Here Are All The Parodies We Have


In case you hadn't noticed from the ads all over this page, Battleship is showing in theaters in North America now.


His Knee Will Go On And On

The Derrick Rose injury/Titanic mash-up you've been waiting for.


Humpday Mashup Dump

Good afternoon you princes of Maine, you kings of New England, you stalkers of Mark Ruffalo.


Morning Links: Hooray, This Stupid Thing Can Finally Do Its Job

Thanks, Omar Infante, now that guy going the long way around to get a hot dog is soaking wet.


China Censored Kate Winslet's Boobs In Titanic 3D


As previously noted, James Cameron decided that he needed another $500 million to fund his future conquest of the Snorks and the lost city of Atlantis so he re-released Titanic last week in a special new 3D version.


The Masters Putt Putt Course: Tiger Woods Used To Be Good At This, Too

I don't know, that shot to the twisty lighthouse looks fake.


Humpday Mashup Dump

Good afternoon you princes of Maine, you kings of New England, you stalkers of Scarlett Johansson.


Neil deGrasse Tyson Used the Power of Science to Force James Cameron to Change Titanic


Titanic will soon be back in theatres, and aside from being converted into 3D it's pretty much going to be the same familiar big ball o' cheese it's always been.


The Best Of #Titanic Lulz


Easily my favorite thing about the movie Titanic is that it has been out for fifteen years and the internet has had plenty of time to make fun of it.


A Leonardo DiCaprio impersonator and the world's best Groupon


Thanks to FilmDrunkard Adam for sending us the heads up on this, which is easily the strangest Exclusive Ocean Voyage – North Atlantic "Titanic" DVD Signed by Leonardo DiCaprio Impersonator and 13-Day Ocean Voyage with Tour of "Titanic" From Deep Ocean Expeditions.

#Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber Rented Out The Staples Center to Watch Titanic


Because you needed a reminder of why you’re a dick for giving your girlfriend cash on her birthday, pint-sized Canadian pop star Justin Bieber spoiled the bejesus out of his twin sister girlfriend Selena Gomez on Friday.


A Full Back Tattoo Tribute To The Titanic? Why Not?!

While most sorority girls and/or strippers would have settled for a butterfly, random stars, or Chinese letters that translate to “I hate my father,” Steve Hide had something a little different in mind when he went to get his newest tattoo.


Meme Watch: Draw Me Like One Of Your French Girls

There's something about undermining the awkward and fabricated "romance" of the Titanic nude sketch scene that I find delightful, so give me a sprawled out fat guy coupled with crappy Rose and Jack dialogue and my daily lulz quota is almost always satisfied.


Supercut: Count how many times they say “JACK!” and “ROSE!” in Titanic


You might remember the other day when I posted a quote from Albert Books telling Adam Carolla about one of his least favorite screenwriting tics -- when characters constantly, unrealistically address each other by name, just so we don't forget their names.

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