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Triple H’s Nickname For Ricardo Rodriguez Was Offensive And Totally Accurate

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Triple H's nickname for the recently-fired Ricardo Rodriguez was off-color, but also totally accurate.

TOO MANY SIMPSONS REFERENCES

Hans Moleman Productions Presents Man Getting Hit By Baseball

And now, Cal State Fullerton's extremely 'Game Of Thrones'-named Austin Kingsolver getting a slider to the dick.

#gifs

Victor Martinez Pulled A Grandpa Simpson

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#COLLEGE FOOTBALL

A Volkswagen Bus Has Committed To The University Of Hawaii

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Being a fan of a college football team that puts more stock in stupid things like “graduating student athletes” and “focusing on educations”, I rarely pay attention to recruiting classes.

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Barney’s Movie Had Heart, But Hockey Puck In The Groin Had A Hockey Puck In The Groin

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In a scene straight out of a wacky kids sports comedy, Montreal Canadiens goalie Carey Price took a warm-up shot to the junk and crumpled to the ice.

#NFL

Here’s An Emotional Breakdown Of Oregon Ducks Fans Today Presented By Ralph Wiggum

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Chances are you’ve probably already been buried by the news and Tweets that Chip Kelly is leaving the Oregon Ducks, despite previous claims that he would be staying with the program.

TOO MANY SIMPSONS REFERENCES

SPHL Holds ‘Military Appreciation Night,’ Lets Its Goalies Murder Each Other

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I have a new favorite MMA fight: SPHL goalies Ross MacKinnon and Kiefer Smiley ending 'Military Appreciation Night' with a post-buzzer brawl to settle the score after the Pensacola Ice Flyers' 4-3 victory over the Mississippi Surge.

TV

Try Not To Remember This: ALF’s 1987 Bouillabaseball Cards

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If you're a regular reader of our Sports On TV column, it'd be possible to mistake me as a guy with great taste in television.

#PRO WRESTLING

Sports On TV: The Simpsons’ 20 Greatest Golden Age Sports Moments

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It's impossible to overstate the brilliance and cultural impact of 'The Simpsons'.

#MLB

This Is The Best Albert Pujols Photoshop You Will See This Week

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Yesterday, I examined the slump of Albert Pujols and his inability to hit a home run so far this season, as he and his Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim are settling themselves into quite the hole.

#MLB

The Dugout Opening Days '12: Baltimore Orioles

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He's not technically a Baltimore Oriole anymore, but when the O's disassociate themselves from you you're an Oriole until proven otherwise.

#NFL

Joe Namath On Tim Tebow Trade: 'It Was Just Vapor Lock'

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Former New York Jets quarterback Joe Namath believes that there's only one thing you need to know to be a great quarterback, and he'd rather jog back to his car than fill in new Jet Tim Tebow.

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Abrasive, Politically-Charged Headline

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Here's one for the KEEP YOUR POLITICS OUT OF MY SPORTS tag.

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That Throwing Kick Stunt Of Yours Has Boomeranged On Us

As Jim Croce once explained, there are some things you just don't do, including: 1.

#NBA

Barney’s Movie Had Heart, But Basketball In The Groin Had A Basketball In The Groin

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By way of That NBA Lottery Pick comes this video of Luis Scola hitting Kevin Love in the groin with a basketball, and I think my favorite part is when Kevin Love gets hit in the groin with a basketball.

WONT SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN

How To Survive A Hot Chelle Rae Pro Bowl Performance

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By way of Sportress Of Blogitude comes this hilarious/cautionary clip of a young boy asked to participate in Hot Chelle Rae's 2012 Pro Bowl performance, trying desperately to heed the Myth of Icarus and not fly too close to the musical sun.

#MLB

The Dugout: The Comeback Pool

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After a brief hiatus caused by me doing this goddamn comic strip seven years in a row without stopping and needing a break inactivity in the world of baseball, The Dugout is back and ready to tackle the tough issues, such as Manny Ramirez going swimming with a bunch of old people in a T.

TOO MANY SIMPSONS REFERENCES

Penn State Update: Mike McQueary Is Testifying Like Ralph Wiggum

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It's still not fun to make light of the Penn State abuse scandal (especially in the wake of ESPN's horrifying HANDS OFF cover), and TMZ's latest updates on what's being said during Mike McQueary's preliminary hearing testimony won't make it any easier.

#BILL COSBY

Tebow Is A Very Good Quarterback … Right!

His shirt is so close to saying "JELLO" and it kills me.


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