Walmart’s WAVE: Behold The ‘Truck Of Tomorrow’

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Walmart's futuristic new WAVE truck is expected to dramatically improve fuel efficiency in the coming years.


Everyone’s Favorite Meth-Smoking Incest Enthusiast Found Yet Another Way To Get Thrown In Jail

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Charlene Ellet, who famously made out with her brother in jail after being arrested for shoplifting and meth possession, is back in jail.


Beyoncé Went Shopping At Walmart As A Screw You To Amazon And Target

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Amazon won't sell Beyonce's new album, but Walmart will. So she went to one.


A Florida Wal-Mart Employee Shot Up A Co-Worker’s Car Over The ‘Employee Of The Month’ Award

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A Florida man is accused of shooting the window of his co-worker's car because he was jealous that she won the Wal-Mart Employee of the Month honor.


This Is Either A Puerto Rican Black Friday Stampede Or A Deleted Scene From ‘World War Z’

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The people of Puerto Rico got together to execute a shameful Black Friday stampede, destroying themselves and a Walmart in the process.


A Woman Caught A Man Masturbating In Walmart And Shamed Him On Video

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When nobody would help Beth Davis apprehend a man she caught masturbating in a Tulsa Walmart, she pointed her camera at him and made sure he was busted.


Walmart Is Holding A Food Drive For Its Own Needy Employees

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Walmart, which fights vehemently against raising the minimum wage, is holding a holiday food drive for its own needy employees. Um, yeah.


The Tweens Are Back And Worse Than Ever With The Walmart Ball Pit Trend

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No-good tweens are jumping into Walmart ball pits, causing mass hysteria.


Walmart Dropped Paula Deen And Customers Are Furious Over It

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Paula Deen's fans took to Walmart's Facebook page with furious complaints after news broke that the retailer had dropped the embattled celebrity cook.


Girl Tries to Climb Into Walmart’s Ball Rack


The ball rack is designed to hold balls.


Florida Man Arrested For Allegedly Driving Drunk Inside A Walmart

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A homeless man named Timothy Carr entered a Brooksville, Florida, Walmart on Sunday night, grabbed an alcoholic beverage from a shelf, started boozing and took himself a little joyride on a motorized shopping cart, for which he received a DWI.


There Was A Black Friday Weekend Death After All

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On Friday we noted that there hadn't been a single death resulting from Black Friday shopping that had been reported. Well, so much for that!

#the 90s

Jewel Singing A Song About Walmart In 2012 Is The Official End Of The 1990s

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For reasons unbeknownst to anyone, folk singer Jewel was asked by Walmart to perform a song about the retail giant. Hilarity ensued.


Man caught sucking teen’s toes in Walmart had a great pick-up line

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Yes, there's still movie news going around, but I'm posting this because it's my favorite thing on the internet right now.


Pitbull Visitied A Walmart In Rural Alaska, Just As The Internet Hoped He Would

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Well it happened, Internet -- Pitbull was shipped off to a Walmart in rural Alaska, just as you wished he would be.


Well Done, Internet: Pitbull Is Headed To A Walmart In The Frozen Wilds Of Alaska

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Walmart held a contest promising a concert by Pitbull at the store with the most Facebook "likes." The internet took it from there.

#comic con

7.18 The Cooler

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Wakina Christopher Nolan’s Batman: A Hero For The One-Percent.


7.3 The Cooler

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Chris Brown Vs.


Help Send Pitbull To A Walmart In Desolate Alaska

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Pitbull and Walmart: two of our least favorite things.

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