Shoplifting

There Was A Black Friday Weekend Death After All

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On Friday we noted that there hadn't been a single death resulting from Black Friday shopping that had been reported. Well, so much for that!

Music

Jewel Singing A Song About Walmart In 2012 Is The Official End Of The 1990s

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For reasons unbeknownst to anyone, folk singer Jewel was asked by Walmart to perform a song about the retail giant. Hilarity ensued.

FOOT FETISH

Man caught sucking teen’s toes in Walmart had a great pick-up line

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Yes, there's still movie news going around, but I'm posting this because it's my favorite thing on the internet right now.

Pitbull Visitied A Walmart In Rural Alaska, Just As The Internet Hoped He Would

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Well it happened, Internet -- Pitbull was shipped off to a Walmart in rural Alaska, just as you wished he would be.

Well Done, Internet: Pitbull Is Headed To A Walmart In The Frozen Wilds Of Alaska

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Walmart held a contest promising a concert by Pitbull at the store with the most Facebook "likes." The internet took it from there.

Christopher Nolan

7.18 The Cooler

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Wakina Christopher Nolan’s Batman: A Hero For The One-Percent.

Social Media

Help Send Pitbull To A Walmart In Desolate Alaska

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Pitbull and Walmart: two of our least favorite things.

coachella 2012

4.16 The Cooler

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Shelly Brooks by Urban Soul Photography President's Secret Service Agents Caught in Alleged Prostitution Row <a href="http://newsone.com/2002375/secret-service/">[News One]</a> David Simon Doesn't Want To Tell You How To Watch 'The Wire' <a href="http://www.hitfix.com/blogs/whats-alan-watching/posts/interview-david-simon-doesnt-want-to-tell-you-how-to-watch-the-wire">[HitFix]</a> What Is Going On With Madonna.

Never Go to Walmart on Valentine’s Day, and the Morning Links

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This was the scene at Walmart yesterday at 4 p.

ARETHA FRANKLIN

1.24 The Cooler

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Jasmin Rodriguez A Legacy Obscured: The Lesson of Joe Paterno <a href="http://ideas.time.com/2012/01/23/the-lesson-of-joe-paterno/">[Time]</a> FleshliPad, The F**kable iPad, Inches Humanity Closer To Extinction <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/01/fkable-ipad-inches-humanity-closer-to-extinction">[FilmDrunk]</a> Did Rihanna & Karrueche Almost Come To Blows At A Hollywood Nightclub.

FUNNY VIDEOS

Safety Corn & Pork Muffs: Fake shopping list video part 2

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I know this isn't strictly movie-related, but I posted part one of <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MediocreFilms?feature=watch">Mediocre Films</a>' fake shopping list sketch/prank last week, and it was kind of a hit.

EVERYTHING ELSE

Julia Beverly & The Greatest Webbie Interview Of All Time

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Depending on financial security, most people never wear the same suit twice.

EULOGIES

Kanye West: ‘Rest In Peace To The Black Eyed Peas. You’re Gonna Be Missed!’

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America has a love/hate relationship with the Black Eyed Peas.

DJ SHADOW

8.23 The Cooler

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Brittany Colombo Thursday Is National Duck Out For A Drink Day <a href="http://www.theawl.com/2011/08/thursday-is-a-holiday">[The Awl]</a> Suge Knight Sentenced To Three Years’ Probation <a href="http://www.wenn.com/all-news/knight-sentenced-to-three-years-probation">[W.E.N.N.]</a> The Real Reason Wal-Mart Is Dying <a href="http://gawker.com/5833177/">[Gawker]</a> 25 Foods You'll Never Be Able to Eat Again <a href="http://www.askmen.com/sports/galleries/junk-food-from-the-past.html" target="blank">[Ask Men]</a> D.

Digital News

Walmart Closes Its MP3 Store, Nobody Cares

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After seven years in obscurity, Walmart put up the white flag and decided to <a href="http://www.digitalmusicnews.com/stories/080911walmart">close the virtual doors</a> to its mp3 store.

ITUNES

Of Course, Wal-Mart Is Getting Into The Streaming Movie Business

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Seeing that you can already pick up <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/music/2011/05/here-is-a-new-orleans-bounce-artist-named-mr-ghetto-rapping-about-walmart/">a big booty</a> and <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2011/07/you-will-soon-be-able-to-buy-cheesy-poofs/">some Cheesy Poofs</a> there, I suppose it makes total sense that Walmart is going to start competing with Netflix and iTunes and your on-demand movie cable provider by selling streaming movies on its website.

50 CENT

6.21 The Cooler

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Tiana Nicole Death Penalty Costs California $184 Million A Year <a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-adv-death-penalty-costs-20110620,0,3505671.story">[LAT]</a> Top 10 Black Sports Personalities <a href="http://www.6magazineonline.com/2011/06/top-10-black-sports-personalities/">[6Mag]</a> Has Tracy Morgan 'Gone Overboard' With the Apologies.

CANDACE CAMERON

Are you aware WalMart has been producing movies? They are amazing.

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I'll try to forgive you if you missed it, but this past Saturday marked an important milestone: the premiere of the sixth movie of the "Family Movie Night" series, created as part of a venture between WalMart and Proctor and Gamble to produce cheeseball family films promoting their products.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Week In Review: Hail The Sperminator!

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It’s been a tough week for the timeless tradition of marriage, what with the ultimate All-American couple of Maria Shriver and Arnold Schwarzenegger shocking the world - nay, the universe.




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