News finally came out that WNBA star Candace Parker eloped in November.
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Fans expecting a night of jumpers and bounce passes at last night's LA Sparks-Detroit Shock game were instead treated to an episode of the Bitchy & Scratchy Show, as the final five seconds exploded into a melee, ruining thousands of father-daughter bonding sessions and lesbian dates.
Candace Parker dunked for the Los Angeles Sparks in a 77-63 win over the Indiana Fever last night, becoming just the second person to dunk in a WNBA game since the league's inaugural season of 1997.
This is two-time NCAA champion, WNBA champion, and Olympic gold medalist Sue Bird serving up what appears to be some kind of grande crappuccino.
If you think I'm such an irresponsible disseminator of information that I'm covering this story just for the headline, you're exactly right.
I've been hearing things about the WNBA playoffs recently, and it turns out the playoffs just ended, with the <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/wnba/recap?gameId=270916003" target="_blank">Phoenix Mercury beating the Detroit Shock</a> in Game 5 of the championship series.
WNBA player Deanna Jackson was arrested in Israel after engaging in fisticuffs with an opponent in the Israeli league in which she plays during the offseason.